Fics
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the RENT characters. They belong to the gloriously awesome Jonathan Larson. May he rest in peace.
Me: As for people who will, in fact, read this. This has to do mainly with personal irritation recently after just coming back to fanfiction after a personal hiatus. If you don't like this, then I suggest you stop reading and leave my window. Simple as that.
MARK
How do you write a good fanfic when good fics are harder to find each day?
Comparing - odd pairings blows my mind
It's so wearing - I don't know what to say!
Fics!
ROGER
How can you rewrite a song when the beat's all wrong,
Though reviews say it's great and has flair! It makes you feel sour
And you wish it was in your power to make them all stop breathing air!
MARK
I'm paired with everyone!
ROGER
Some work they've done!
ROGER & MARK
Why do they write - Why do they write -
How can they write - All these fics?
ROGER
What happened to Roger/Mimi
Mo/Jo and Angel/Collins, isn't that's how it should be?
MARK
Everyone is a Mark/Roger fan
No one uses Joanne
ROGER & MARK
It makes no sense to me!
MARK
This is a mean craze
ROGER
With fangirls -
MARK
And cliches!
ROGER & MARK
Why do they write - Why do they write -
How can they write - All these fics?
COLLINS
How can you read the romance when instead
It's exactly the same as the last one you saw
No one reviews Collins/Angel and most can't spell!
Parodies aren't any good - know what?
That's the last straw!
MARK
Why can't they see?
COLLINS
I agree!
ROGER & MARK
Why do they write -
TENANTS
Why do they write -
How can they write -
ROGER, MARK & TENANTS
All these fics?
MARK
Mimi is so understanding that Roger is gay.
ROGER
Our ages are inconsistant and sometimes we have kids!
MARK
Jonathan Larson would roll in his grave if he saw these!
ROGER & MARK
His pairings ruined and mocked!
How do you read all these fics
And still be able to give them good reviews?
It's a real head scratcher and leaves us all
Very confused.
Fics!
ROGER, MARK & TENANTS
How can you connect to an age
Ofpeople with so much free time
With fics that all sound the same!
What keeps these fics together
When the art of writing is slowly
being stripped away!
BENNY
Bite your tongue
And hope for the fic to be done!
ROGER
Let's put an end to these lies!
MARK
I'll go for their eyes!
TENANTS
When they write this - we'll deny it exists!
ROGER & MARK
Why do they write -
ROGER, MARK & TENANTS
Why do they write -
How can they write -
All these fics! Romance fics!
Angsty fics!
Fics, fics, fics, fics, fics!
We're sick of these fics!
'Cause they're all just fics!
