To all TLK fans, hello and welcome to my first story on ! I do not own Disney.
I thought you all might enjoy something a little different. This fan-fiction is rated M just to be safe. If you feel uncomfortable with detailed descriptions of sex, please do not read. I am just warning you!
I also am very particular about grammar; if you notice any grammatical or spelling errors, they are deliberate. (If you can point out very any unintentional mistakes, which is highly unlikely, please let me know.) For example, I will make sentence fragments because I have no other options.
In this story, Simba want to prove how special Nala is to him. This is a story that will tell of Simba's undying love for Nala.
He would do anything for love. But would he do that?
CHAPTER 1
The Sun rose over the Pride Rock to greet a new day. Simba would usually wake up first; this morning was certainly no exception. He ventured outside slowly: he would not want to wake up his beloved Queen. Ahh Nala, always so sexy, even first thing in the morning, thought Simba. He was one lucky lion and would do anything to show Nala that he truly loved her.
Soon it would be their tenth wedding anniversary and Simba was getting anxious about what to get her.
"What to do this year? It would have to be really special, something that show I really care about her."
Every year was something truly magical. On their fifth anniversary, they went for a romantic second honeymoon to the jungle where they were reunited. They spent the whole time there making wholesome, steamy passionate love. What was great about Nala was she was always in the mood for sex, even when she was pissed off. Often Simba wondered where she got this almost unquenchable thirst for having Simba inside her.
"I'm running out of ideas, maybe I'll ask Timon and Pumbaa." He dismissed that idea as soon as it came to him. "I know! I'll ask Rafiki."
So he walked over to the old Baobab tree in where Rafiki life and worked.
Rafiki gave Simba a hug. "Simba, it's always good to see you. Next week is a big day for you and Nala innit?
Simba frowned and looked at Rafiki. "I have no idea what to do this year for Nala! I want to make this year amazing. You know, something that says that she is really special to me"
"It is your tenth after all!"
"Exactly right, but what would really show her how much she means to me? I would do anything for love."
"I might have just the thing, but you probably wouldn't like it." Rafiki crossed his arms and shook his head.
"Now wait, who says I won't like it? I said I'd do anything for Nala, if it makes her happy, I don't mind a bit of personal discomfort."
"O.k. but I'm warning you it'll be more than just a little discomfort. It will really hurt, for a while."
"Are you suggesting I get a tattoo?" Simba laughed at the idea. "I don't think Nala would like that!"
"Ha! No, I didn't mean a tattoo, we're being serious here!"
"Then what is it? Spit it out monkey!"
"O.k. fine, but first, I will need to ask you a personal question: how is your sex life?"
Simba's face turned a shade of scarlet.
"Come on now, I need to know in order to help you."
Simba smiled, his face beaming with pride. "Honestly, it's great and Nala thinks so to. We never get bored of each other. The passion, the spark it is still there stronger with each passing day, week and year." Simba was getting aroused as he was saying that. It took all his strength to hold back a hard on.
"So, how long can you keep going?"
"We can be at it for hours. She is one horny lioness, I am so lucky to have her as my queen!"
"So you don't think anything could be better for the both of you? Think Simba, there must be something that Nala would like to change?"
"I don't think so, unless you have some Viagra for lions in that cabinet. I don't think there is anything you can do."
"Simba, I need you to be serious with me." I was very odd for Simba to hear Rafiki say that.
Simba thought for a while, he sighed in frustration. Nala would like something. However, it was impossible change to what Mother Nature had made; he had what all cats had to deal with.
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CHAPTER 2
Every female feline dreaded it but had to just grin and bear it.
It was the curse of the barbed member: whenever a male cat withdraws his penis from the female's vagina, the barbs scrape the vaginal walls thus sending a message to the brain to stimulate fertilisation of the ovaries. Obviously, this is very painful for any girl.
Simba considered him a caring and sensitive lover. He would always pull out very slowly and carefully but no matter what it would always hurt at least somewhat.
Simba thought about the night before. It was a night of passionate lovemaking.
"Oh Simba! YES, YES, YES! Wow Simba, you get better each time!"
They lay there in passionate embrace, drowsy and content. Simba let out a loud yawn. "Nala , I know you don't like me falling asleep inside of you…so I guess I better pull out."
"Ok Simba dear, just be gentle."
Simba withdrew, closing his eyes as he did so: he couldn't bear to see her in such pain.
Nala grimaced and braced herself, trying to relax at the same time.
"Ow Ow, ouch, argh!"
"I'm so sorry my love, I can't help it."
"I know, nature's curse."
"You're the best curse to ever happen."
"Oh Simba, you're so sweet. I love you so much."
They kissed and fell into a peaceful slumber.
Simba looked like he was miles away from reality, he the felt a sharp pain on his head. Rafiki whacked him with his stick.
"Ow! What was that for?"
"You started daydreaming. Now tell me what is bothering you."
"Every time I pull out it hurts Nala, but there's nothing that can be done about it."
"So you wish you could get rid of your penile spikes?"
"Yes, but that's impossible."
"Nothing is impossible, you know that."
"But Mother Nature's curse made us this way. Surely you of all people know that!"
"The curse can be broken for those who are truly worthy."
"Do you think that I'm worthy?"
"The question is do you think you're worthy?"
"I think so."
WHACK
"The answer is yes, or no."
"Ouch. Ok, I think I am worthy. I would do anything for Nala."
"That is just what I'm looking for, your father would be so proud of you!
"What do you mean by that?"
"There is a procedure I can perform; I can surgically remove the barbs from your member. Think of is as a circumcision for cats! It is very painful and you will be out of commission for four days but it'll be worth it."
"You have done this before, right?" Simba asked nervously.
"I have done it about a dozen times including for you Dad. You were born not long after that. Even Scar came to me to have it done; he wanted to impress Zira, but he just cried like a baby before I even tugged out the first barb! He made me swear never to tell anyone what happened."
Rafiki and Simba both smiled at each other and bust into a fit of laughter. They were rolling on the floor, gasping for air. Simba and Rafiki eventually managed to stop chuckling; they got off the floor of the tree house, Rafiki regained his composure but still had that famous mischievous expression about him.
Simba was still struggling to stop laughing as he could picture his evil uncle screaming in pain.
"Raf, I got to come out here more often just to hear more of your crazy stories!"
"Ok but back to business, are you for this?"
"Well, Dad did it and he felt fine in the end. Also, the idea that Scar couldn't do it just makes me want to do it more."
"That's the spirit, but aren't you forgetting something?"
"Oh yeah, Nala won't be able to keep her paws off me. Nor will she be able to keep any other part of her off me for that matter!"
"Well then, we can begin the operation right away. Just lie down in the bed and relax whilst I get my equipment ready.
Rafiki went up the ladder to prepare for Simba's procedure.
Meanwhile, Simba was lying on his back thinking about Nala and was lustfully imagining how Nala would react to his bold decision.
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Authors note: I am inviting any of my readers to write a story about why Mother Nature cursed the the feline species with barbs on the male organs.
