A/N I was looking at HP fan videos and I came across one that was titled "27 Ways To Annoy Harry Potter Characters". And I think you can guess what I did next. These are completely random and probably suck, but I had to get it out of me.

EDIT: I realized that I left out a disclaimer. So here it goes:

I own nothing.

There we go!


Insist on Styling Sirius' Hair. Tell Him It Will Make Him Look 'pretty'
"Fred, George, whoever you are. I'm not going to let you style my hair, " Sirius said, annoyed.
"Come, on. It'll make you look pretty."
The glare was enough to tell them to stop.
Handcuff Draco to Harry. Then Grab Some and Soda and Enjoy The Drama That Will Occur.
"What the hell guys?"
"Oh, crap. Harry found out."
"How could he not Fred? He's kind of handcuffed to Draco!"
"True."
Draco and Harry marched over to them. Well, it would be if Draco wasn't so busy at trying multiple spells to destroy the lock.
"Why? Just, tell me. Why?" Before they could answer Draco started kicking Harry.
"You know, maybe this will be fun!" he said. Harry started kicking back. Luckily, the twins were smart and backed away before it could get worse.
"Hey, George?"
"Yes, Fred?"
"I think that was a bad idea."
"I agree with you brother."
Greet Remus By Saying "What's Up Dawg?" Do this every Time You See Him.
"What's up Dawg?" Fred greeted as Lupin passed him.
"Dumbledore's office."
"Aww. We just got back from there."
"Would you rather go to Professer Snape's office?"
"Dumbledore it is!"
Pet Professor Flitwick on the head while commenting on how cute he is.
"So."
Fred and George glanced at each other. This wasn't good.
"We didn't pet Professor Flitwick on the head! We swear."
"I was just going to congratulate you two on a full day without getting sent to a teacher's classroom for punishment."
They let out a sigh of relief.
"However, if it was you that did that to Professor Flitwick, we may have a problem."
They both groaned.

Dye the Weasleys' hair. Use noticeable colors, like blue or green, for a better effect.
Ron woke up to a lot of strange things. He was, after all, a wizard. But waking up to Harry muttering in his sleep was a lot different than waking and finding his hair to be blue.
"Fred, George!" he yelled angrily after waking up.
"We didn't do it!" they said instantly. They were sitting down, obviously planning a new experiment. They looked the same except...
"Is your hair purple?"
"What!"They checked their reflection and surely enough, their usual red hair was replaced by a pile of purple. They instantly covered their heads with their hands.
"WHO DID THIS?" they yelled so loud that even the Giant Squid could hear.
" Do you understand that you are never to dye other students' hair?" Dumbledore asked Draco slowly and carefully.
He nodded, but sadly that was just the time when Fred and George walked in.
And lets just say that Draco could not play Quidditch for a month after that.