Lost part 2:
Chapter 1(Back to the island)
Sawyer was sitting on his lounge, eating a bag of salt and vinegar crisps and reading his book. His new glasses were very embarrassing but he tried not to wear them in public. As he flipped the page the house split into two big pieces and Sawyer was sent flying at 100 miles an hour, landing on a soft patch of sand. He was on an island. "WHAT! I DID NOTHING WRONG! WHY SEND ME BACK TO THIS PLACE. COME ONNNNN!" he yelled. And then, a man with blond hair wearing a drive shaft shirt came walking onto the beach. "Charlie?" Sawyer said with the most surprise he had ever said anything with. "Sawyer? What are you doing here?" Charlie said. The island brought me back for NO REASON!" he shouted to the jungle. But he had made a mistake. A wild boar came racing out of the trees heading straight for him. "COME ON! "Sawyer screamed as he ran into the water. The boar stopped and snorted at him before turning around and running back into the jungle. "What was that about?" Charlie wondered. "I don't know but tell me partner, how in God's name did you rise from the dead?" Sawyer asked, breathing heavily from the running. "The island brought me back. "Charlie remarked. "Oh great. So I'm not only stuck on this island but I'm stuck here with YOU?" Sawyer said rudely. "Now Sawyer, there is no need to be so impolite to your favourite frien…" But Charlie was cut off because Sawyer rushed at him and grabbed him. Charlie pushed him off. "Calm down mate. Just cool it." "Well, I'm stuck on this island so don't you tell me to cool anything. We need Jack. He could get us off somehow and Sayid and Locke could too. They aren't here though so I'm going to panic." Sawyer said with a frustrated tone. "Well, I wonder how Claire is doing." Charlie wondered out loud.
They walked back through the jungle and found the hatch they had opened in the previous visit to the island. They both slipped in and found everything they had left there. "Wow, peanut butter." Charlie smiled, remembering it was what Claire craved during her pregnancy. "Ha" he continued to laugh as he opened the jar and ate some. "Come on Charlie not again. Is this how you're going to behave when you're around peanut butter all the time?" Sawyer asked angrily. "OH, right. Sorry." Charlie apologized. He put the jar back and stepped out of the food closet. He turned around only to find an interesting looking switch. "What does this do?" he asked. "Oh NO PLEASE NO…" a very funky tune started to play and Charlie blushed bright pink. "I remember now." Charlie stated. Sawyer growled and walked over to a chair. He sat and found a book called 'Tales of a boar hunter and a polar bear.' "Creative title." Charlie commented. "Who said you could read over my shoulder?" Sawyer asked, teeth clenched for fear he might strangle Charlie. "Oh, well, alright. I'll read from next to you. Is that alright?" Charlie was getting on Sawyers nerves now so he swung his fist at Charlie but missed. "DID YOU JUST SWING YOUR DANG FIST IN MY FACE?" Charlie was beginning to get angry as well. He got his fists ready and got into a boxing position. "Don't waste my time Charlie." Sawyer said. Charlie backed away and lay on the floor. He started to sing one of his drive shaft songs.
