Roy's first mistake.

"You know, Edward, when I spoke to you over the phone, I was expecting someone taller. You haven't grown much since I last saw you, and you were what, five?" Ed glared up at him with his golden eyes.

Roy ended up in the hospital.

Roy's second mistake.

The tall, black haired and eyed man stood before the small boy. "Hey, Fullmetal, out of work hours..Can I call you Eddie?" Ed's left eye twitched. "Eddie?"

Another trip to the hospital for Roy.

"Honestly, sir, why must you insist on terrorizing the poor boy?" Riza Hawkeye sighed.

"I-I don't know. I didn't think he would beat me!"

Roy's third mistake.

"Hey, so, how was Psiren under neath the mask?"

"...THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND!" And Ed sent Roy to the hospital, yet again. This time, Roy thought. I'm going to confront him.

Roy's final mistake.

"Hey, Chief," Jean Havoc looked down at Ed. "Why do you always beat Colonel?" Ed's left eye twitched again. He stormed off to Roy's office.

"If you want to ask me something, say it to my face and don't use your lackeys!"

"Alright, fine. Fullmetal Alchemist, why do you hate me so much?" Roy slammed his fists onto his desk.

"You think I hate you? I could never hate you, Colonel." Roy swore he saw blush eminating from the midget's cheeks. "Ed?"

Edward ran out of the room, his face a tomato.

The confrontation.

As Ed came into Central Headquarters, Roy sent Riza to tell him to meet Roy in his office.

This time, it was Ed's mistake.

As Ed came in, Roy pinned him to the shut door, locking it securely. "C-colonel! What are you-" He was interrupted by lips. Warm, flaming hot lips. What you'd expect from Colonel Roy Mustang, correct?

Ed melted. He enjoyed having their lips touch for the first time.

"Ed. I know you like me. Is Psiren your girlfriend, or are you lying? Your only drawing me closer..." And sure enough, Roy was even closer than he already was. Ed could feel him. His warmth.

"Roy...I love you. I'm sorry for hurting you..." Roy saw tears in his eyes. He kissed his red cheek. "You could never hurt me. I enjoy just simply being near you. No one can stop me from loving you."