It happened every time we moved. And with every new "first day" I would get angrier and angrier. I didn't blame Rosalie of course. She couldn't help the fact that she was mind-blowingly beautiful. She just was. And that was only one of the many, many reasons why I was so devoted to my wonderful wife. But that is not what all these children thought, they just saw her beauty. I saw it in the faces of every man, or in these cases boy, and I was eternally grateful that I did not have Edward's power to read their minds because I am pretty sure the world population of males would decrease significantly. Charlise would not like that. He would not like that at all.

"Ready?" Alice bounded down the stairs with so much excitement it was almost annoying. Jasper followed quietly behind her, his arms carefully folded behind his back. "It's the first day of school Emmett! At least try to smile." She grinned at me happily and I felt like I wanted to punch her in the face. But Jasper would not like that. He would not like that at all.

I faked a smile just to please my little sister. It worked and she ran out of the room probably on her way to annoy Edward and Bella. Jasper sat down next to me. "You are worried about something." He said without even having to look at me.

"Yeah, okay Edward." I teased and stood up. "Let's just get this day over with."

"I would have figured this would be something you'd have gotten use to. All these years…" Jasper trailed off to himself.

No. This was something I would never get use to. Rose had already gotten use to it but I hadn't. Jasper and Edward had it easy. There would be the occasional boy who fancied Alice for her cheerfulness and Bella for her clumsiness, but Rosalie was the girl of every boy's dream. I know that because I am a boy of course. And I would never get over the attention she gets from these boys like she does the first day of school.

"Esme! Edward and Bella say they aren't going to school today!" Alice shouted across the house. Jasper and I winced, she didn't need to shout. We are vampires. This was Bella's first move with us since she became a vampire. Renesmee and Jacob remained in Forks where she started high school and since she was pretending to be a year or so behind the rest of us she decided to finish senior year back in Washington before coming to live with us again.

"Edward you are going to school. What will everyone say if they find out the new doctor's kids skip school the first day." Esme walked into the room with me and Jasper. "And you two, shouldn't you be getting ready?"

"I am ready." I groaned.

"Alice told me to wait here until she was ready." Jasper announced. I made a sound like a whip and he glared at me. Bella walked into the room running her hand through her hair. "Why can't we just go around saying we are homeschooled?" She mumbled.

"I agree with Bella." I said taking my seat next to Jasper again. "We know all this stuff anyway. It's just a waste of time."

"But school is fun." Alice was in the room again and with her came Edward. By the look on his face I could see that she had in fact been annoying him as well.

"You are all going to school. Stop complaining and get a move on." Esme scolded.

"Oh Bella you are not going to wear that to school are you?" Alice frowned at what Bella was wearing.

"That was the plan Alice…" Bella saw what was coming and inched closer to Edward. But it was too late Alice flung herself at Bella and began to drag her upstairs. "You are going to look so cute with what I put on!"

Then I saw Rosalie coming down the stairs gracefully until about halfway down she met up with Alice and a struggling Bella. She wrinkled her nose. "This isn't a jungle gym; please get out of my way."She said harshly brushing past them. I could watch her walk around the house all day and then I began to think back to the night before when the family insisted we all go hunting on the annual 'going back to school' trip. Rosalie and I went by ourselves and afterwards found a nice secluded cave-

"Ahem." Edward grunted loudly. Oh yea h I forgot he could do that. Edward rolled his eyes as Rosalie walked over to give me a quick peck on the lips. It was too quick. I wanted to drag her back upstairs-

"Stop." Edward commanded. "Both of you."

I looked over at my angel to see her grinning. She was thinking the same thing I was? That's my girl. I leaned over to kiss her again as Bella and Alice came back into the room. Bella looking very uncomfortable but I had to admit the outfit Alice put her in made her very appealing.

"Emmett!" Edward nearly shouted.

"What? All I thought was-"

"Don't worry Emmett. I got it." Bella sighed and I knew she was putting a shield around all of us so Edward couldn't read anything.

"Thank you dear." He sounded relieved. It must get annoying to listen to everyone's thoughts all the time. I would do anything to hear Rosalie's thoughts sometimes she could be so confusing.

"Come on guys! We are going to be late."Alice grabbed Jasper's hand and pulled him up in one swift motion.

I groaned again as Rosalie stood up. "What's wrong?" She asked in a worried tone. I made her worry now I feel even worse.

"Nothing, I just hate being around humans." I kept the part about hating human boys under wraps.

"Gee, thanks Emmett." Bella rolled her eyes and walked past us.

"You are not a human anymore so I don't have to watch what I say remember?" I called back. Edward chuckled and followed her out of the door absently.

"Come on baby we'll get through this together." Rosalie held my hand as we walked out to the garage. Edward and Bella were climbing into his Volvo.

"You guys are riding with us!" Alice pushed us towards her car where Jasper was already sitting in the driver's seat. I wanted to take the Jeep but I gave in and accepted the ride to school. Besides at least this way I could be in the back seat with Rosalie.

"Don't even think about it!" Alice screeched and threw one of her pens at me. Rose shot me a warning look. I sighed deeply and looked out the window; Rose squeezed my hand for a little reassurance.

We met Edward and Bella and pick up our schedules together then walked back to the parking lot to wait for first period to begin. "Aw, Jasper we are only in four classes together." Alice frowned looking at both their schedules fervently.

"That's more than two." I growled holding up mine and Rosalie's class schedules. Another boy just walked by and winked at Rose. At my Rose.

"It's alright, we still have lunch together." Rosalie pointed out. I didn't care the point was she was in 5 classes that I wasn't also in. That is a big problem in my book and perfect boy Edward and his stupid wife are in the same class for every period.

The bell rang and every student in the parking lot rushed to get inside except for us. "Come on Jasper we have chemistry." Alice tugged on Jaspers jacket sleeve. He gave me a sympathetic look and walked away with Alice.

"I'll see you in third period love." Rose reached up to kiss me and walked away leaving me to stare longingly after her. She was so damn perfect.

I walked with Edward and Bella to our first class together which was geography. Geography. What I joke, I've probably been more places in the world than mister know-it-all teacher. I sat in the desk directly behind Edward as he sat down next to Bella who was actually getting paper and a pen out. Doesn't she know that the Cullens don't need to take notes? We are all geniuses. Edward turned around to growl at me. I guess Bella let her shield down. I better control my thoughts better.

Edward turned back around to stare at Bella. I wish I got to stare at my wife, who by the way is way hotter than his wife. Edward growled again but the teacher walking in distracted him. "Good morning class, if you will all remain quiet while I take roll I'd appreciate it." The teacher said pulling up the attendance roster on his computer.

I started to think about Rose again just to piss of Eddie boy when he reached over and grabbed a piece of paper off Bella's desk and began writing on it. Bella looked over to see what he was doing and just sighed and looked away. Whatever he was doing she didn't find it amusing at all. I wondered what he was writing.

"You'll see." he whispered so low that only Bella and I could hear. She shook her head again and whispered back "Don't do it."

Edward ignored her, something that is very rare of him to do, and tossed the paper over his shoulder so that it landed on my desk. I carefully looked it over. It was a floor plan of the classroom with each student's desk. Above six or seven of them Edward wrote what they were thinking.

"That new blonde chick was so hot."

"The girl from the parking lot was fine. I hope we have a class together."

"I'd love to get to know that pretty blonde girl better…"

They were all thinking the same thing. I growled and crumbled the paper up with my fist. Edward laughed and threw me another sheet of paper. This one had the drawing of one desk three chairs up from me and on row over. Above the desk it said this:

"That boy is so sexy. When I come out he is the first one I am going too."

I snapped my head up the person in the desk three chairs up and a row over was not a girl, it was a boy and he was waving and winking at me. "Son of a-" I started to say but Bella gave me a look.

I endured the rest of the class glaring at the boys who dared to think about my wife. Edward smiled as the bell rang and I ran out of the room. I had only one more period left before I had English with Rose. I quickly took my seat in my algebra class and groaned when Alice flitted into the room.

"Hello Emmett." She smiled and sat down next to me. "Are you having a fun day?"

"No." I frowned.

"Well that is too bad." Alice didn't let my bad mood bother her. "Jasper and I passed Rose on our way here."

"And?" I asked not getting the point.

"And she was being followed by an entourage of boys. It was hilarious, Jasper had to calm them all down or they might have mauled her."

Hilarious?! Was my sister crazy? When I get out of this class I am going to kill the entire school! Maybe I won't even wait to finish this class. I'll just go now!

"Emmett." Alice warned me.

"I was just kidding; I wasn't going to actually do it." I lied.

"Just stay away from a boy named Joshua Briggs." Alice had a vision I was sure of it.

"Shouldn't be too hard I don't even know who Joshua Briggs is." I answered back. "Good." Alice nodded and pretended to give a crap about what this next teacher was talking about.

A note flung itself onto my desk I looked around to who had thrown it and then began to read it.

"You have a beautiful smile. xoxo Ricky 3"

I looked around again. That boy from geography was winking at me from the back of the room. "Psst Alice." I whispered to her.

"What is it Emmett?" She answered so no human could hear her voice. She didn't even bother to look at me. How rude.

"Is Joshua Briggs in this class?"

"No I don't see him in here." Alice responded.

"Well I am still going to stay away from that guy." I whispered to myself. Alice giggled and went back to pretending.

The bell rang and I almost tripped over my chair I got up so fast. I didn't trip because I am not Bella. "Calm down Emmett Rosie isn't going anywhere."

Hah! Easy for her to say she has already had a class with her husband. I walked quickly into the English room. Rosalie was already there looking at herself through one of the windows lining the wall. I smiled because she looked so beautiful doing that. Hell she looked beautiful doing anything.

A boy ran past me and sat down into the open chair next to her. "Hello, I'm Derek." He extended his hand out to her. I wanted to rip his throat out. Rose looked down at his hand like it would give her some sort of disease. This Derek kid wasn't bad looking but he was completely delusional if he thought someone like him could ever achieve someone like my Rosalie.

"Excuse you, but that is his chair." Rose pointed to me and for dramatic effect I cracked my knuckles menacingly.

The boy Derek looked at me and took a loud gulp. "Well, it is first come first serve and I was here first so-"

"Get out of my chair!" I picked him up by his shirt and pulled him aside.

"Mr. Cullen!"

Damn I forgot about stupid teachers.

"Go to the principal's office right now. We do not encourage violence in this school." The teacher was screaming at me and I was torn. I wanted to stay with Rose. "Mr. Cullen I am not going to tell you this again."

"Bitch." I muttered under my breath. Rosalie heard me and started to laugh.

"Miss Cullen did you have something to add?" The teacher tapped her foot on the ground impatiently.

"Yeah this class sucks." Rosalie said flipping her hair. "I think I am going to leave."

"That's it. Both of you to the principal's office right now. She will sort the both of you out." Rose was smart; we'd both be going somewhere together. Did I mention how much I love her? The teacher started on our write-ups when the boy Derek stood up too.

"I think this class sucks too. I'm going with the Cullens." he said thinking he was defending Rosalie's honor or something. Yeah I was going to kill him, no question about it.

"So be it. All three of you get out of my classroom."

So Rosalie and I walked toward the office while that Derek kid followed behind Rose drooling. It didn't seem to bother him that I was holding her hand. When we got to the office they made us wait until the principal was ready. I put my arm around Rose but that still didn't deter the brat. He was ogling Rose in all the wrong places. Well, right for me. But wrong for any other guy.

She rested her head on my shoulder and rubbed my chest. He still didn't get it. I was starting to lose it. I began tapping my finger violently on my knee. He didn't even notice that I was glaring at him harder than I had anyone in my life.

"Emmett." Rose sat up and looked at me. She leaned forward and started to kiss me in front of the entire office. Oh yeah, this I liked. I wrapped my arms around her and embraced her back.

"Excuse me children!" Damn teachers. I groaned and looked away from Rosalie. The principal was looming over us in a way I bet she thought was threatening. I sighed knowing what I had to do.

"Sorry ma'am." I smiled sheepishly up at her. "And we are sorry about what happened in class, you see I just need to sit by Rose, it's sort of like a medical reason why. My father Dr. Charlise could tell you all about it. Or we could go into your office and I could." I hated seducing older women.

"Oh my," The principal swallowed. "I don't think that will be necessary. You just head back to your next class and I'll remind your teacher of your special arrangement tomorrow."

"Thank-you ma'am." I grinned and stood up with Rosalie. Derek was glaring at me now but I didn't care. I gave him a warning glance as I lead Rose past him. One down about a hundred to go I thought to myself.

When it was time for fourth period I walked Rose to her next class but first we had a two minute make-out session against some lockers. Now the word will be spread around that my Rosalie is not available. She giggled as we parted and walked into her classroom with Alice and Jasper. "See you at lunch." She pecked me on the cheek and I had to walk to my next class like a lost puppy.

At least that weird kid wasn't in this class. He was starting to freak me out.

"Briggs? Joshua Briggs?" The teacher was calling role the old fashioned way with a pencil and note pad. I snapped my head up. Alice said something about staying away from this Briggs guy.

"I'm right here." A big guy in the back raised his hand. He was big but I was bigger. Judging by his letter jacket patches he was the captain of the football team and judging by all his admirers sitting around him trying to get his attention, he was one of the more popular guys in the school.

Someone had left a pencil on my desk and I began to play with it to make the time go by faster. Another hour of listening to a teacher talk about class rules and homework expectations. Boring. The teacher finished with fifteen minutes left to spare and she decided to give us all 'free-time' until the bell rang for lunch. I continued drumming the pencil on the desk careful not to hit to hard.

"Psst."

I looked up to see that annoying kid Ricky standing in the hallway. He was holding his hand up like it was a phone. "Call me." he mouthed. I almost threw up. Never mind the fact that I can't.

"Ricky don't you have somewhere to be?" The teacher saw him and shut the door. Thank God for that one.

"Yeah they are all pretty good looking, but I am going to hit the blonde one first."

I tensed up immediately as I overheard snippets of the conversation behind me. They had my full attention now.

"I don't think she will be that hard to crack Josh. She is the new girl and you are the biggest guy on campus. Who would say no to that?" One of his friends crackled. I knew they were talking softly so I wouldn't hear them from the front of the class but the joke is on them because I am a vampire you stupid idiots.

"Yeah well, sometimes I like being put on a little chase. Once I bag the blonde one, she'll be the easiest I can tell, I will go for the other two." This Joshua kid was one cocky son of a bitch. In a few seconds he will be one dead son of a bitch.

"But Joshie, they are all dating each other." One of the girls tried to reason with him. She was smart but I also knew she wanted this Josh guy to focus his attention on her and not the new kids. Just wait until I tell Edward and Jasper about this. They are going to flip out and I won't have to kill this guy because they will take care of it for me.

"Oh please. Those freaks? I could take all three of them on." Joshua scoffed. He was encouraged by a swarm of "You're the best Josh!" and "You tell them man!"

The bell rang for lunch and I ran to get out of the room before my foot became lodged up Joshua's ass. Rosalie was waiting for me outside the cafeteria and greeted me with a huge smile. I felt like melting. Then I saw all the boys crowded behind her trying their best to win her affections. I growled and she planted on square on my lips. The boys seemed to catch on and slowly drifted away.

"How long have they been following you like that?" I growled pulling away from her.

"I don't know. I guess I've just stopped noticing. You are the only boy I want following me around Em." She smiled and kissed me again. We walked into the cafeteria together and found our family already sitting at a table in the far corner.

"Emmett." Alice stared at me as soon as I sat down.

"I didn't do anything!" was my first response.

"You haven't done anything yet. Joshua," Alice said is name as if it had disgusted her. "Is coming over to talk to Rose, so don't do anything because every way I see it ends badly so just don't do anything."

"Oh God here he comes." Bella started playing with her food as if she were actually eating it. I slipped my arm around Rosalie's back and watched as this punk approached our table. I saw the way he was looking at Rose and by the look on Edward's face I knew what he was thinking.

"Hey, your name is Rose right?" He asked trying to be smooth. Rosalie just grunted and rolled her eyes, only a few people were to call her Rose and this asshole was not one of them. He pulled up a chair besides her thinking it made him look suave. "My name is Josh. You might know me I play on the football team." He winked and smiled.

"You mean the team that won one game last season." Alice snickered. Josh turned to glare at her and I swear Jasper almost flipped the table over. Luckily Joshie boy hadn't noticed and turned his attention back to my wife.

"You don't have to sit here in the corner. It's dark here and you belong in the spotlight. Come sit at my table." He raised his eyebrows suggestively. I growled and Alice shook her head at me. I had to calm down. I don't want to screw this up for my family.

"That's okay I am fine here." Rosalie answered back smugly. "But it was nice to meet you Jared."

"It's Josh." He said in a low tone. How dare he talk to my wife that way. I gripped the table so hard I could feel it start to splinter. I would not lunge for his throat, I would not lunge for his throat, I repeated this over and over again in my head.

"Maybe you should leave." Edward said to Josh obviously sensing my oncoming outburst of violent fury.

"Not without her." Then he did it. He (being not me) put his (once again not mine) hands around my Rose. That was all it took I tensed my muscles ready for the attack but just before I was about to spring someone had beat me to it.

Josh was flung from our table screaming like a little girl and landed hard on the floor a few feet away. His face was covered with blood and his nose was broken pretty badly. "Oh God." Alice grabbed Jasper and started to pull him outside. The smell of blood was to overwhelming for him. Edward and Bella had to help her take him back out to the parking lot. Everyone else just stared to where Joshua was sitting on the floor. He was trying to wipe the blood and tears out his face. "You-You're crazy!" He cried out.

I was just looking at my wife. Her fist was still raised and she was shaking, humans wouldn't be able to see her trembling but I sure could. "Don't ever put your hands on me again." She said lightly as if she had used no effort at all breaking his face, which was true, she could have killed him if she had not held back. "Come on Emmett." She grasped my hand and led me out of the silent cafeteria where students were still getting over their shock. Sometimes I forget that she is a vampire with super strength too. Then again, judging by pretty boys screaming she probably didn't even need super strength to make him cry like that.

"You'll probably get detention for that." I pointed out as she pinned me against the wall of an empty hallway.

"Well then we are just going to have to find a way for you to get in trouble too." She grinned pressing her body into me.

"Hey, I could do that." I smiled back.

"Heeeey sexy." Ricky jumped out of a classroom.

Rosalie rolled her eyes thinking he just another admirer trying to get with her. "I have a boyfriend. Leave me alone!"

"I wasn't talking to you bitch." Ricky placed his hands on his hips. I felt Rose tense up in my arms.

"You have got to the count of three little man…" She told him through her clenched teeth.

"Fine, but whenever your stud of a man want some of this," Ricky slapped his butt. "Tell him to give me a call!"

"I'm going to kill you!" Rosalie lunged forward but I caught her just in time. Ricky gave a little yelp and ran back down the hallway. "Stay away from that guy." Rosalie said once she calmed down.

"Believe me I will." I chuckled and stole another kiss. She smiled and whispered into my ear "Let's ditch for the rest of the day."

I broke out into my famous smile. "Race you to the car!" Yeah, I guess first days weren't so bad after all. They do have their perks.