Disclaimer- I do not own Cirque Du freak, Darren Shan does.

This story follows the movie, because I have not read any of the books yet.

Warnings: Slash, Mpreg, swearing. It's M rated for a reason!

Pairings: Steve/Darren and Larten/Darren.

Don't like any of that, then don't read!


It's been two weeks since he's been blooded and about a week since he left the Cirque to travel with his mentor Larten Crepsley and his friend Gavner Purl. He hasn't been feeling well during their traveling … he's been puking, gaining weight, and getting these strange pains he never felt before. Darren didn't know what was wrong with him, he thought it could be some strange kind of flu.

Mr. Crepsley wouldn't admit it, but he was worried about his assistant. He did not know what was exactly wrong with him and was afraid it would end up fatal. He could not lose his assistant, because even though he don't show it, Darren had grew on him and he cared for the boy deeply.

So, for Darren's best interest, they decided to camp out, until Darren felt up to it.

Darren was taking a walk through the woods to explore their campground since he was left alone, while Mr. Crepsley and Gavner went to feed.

A sudden pain in Darren's stomach made him hunch over in pain. Sure, like he said before he's been getting strange pains he had never felt before, but this was different, this was a thousand times worst. It felt like he was shitting out knives.

He cried out, falling to his knees in absolute pain. Panic struck him when he felt something huge coming out … maybe he just really had to shit, but he couldn't move, so he just slowly and very carefully took his pants and boxers off, doing it right there.

He screamed bloody murder as the huge thing came out of him.

His eyes widened when he heard a baby crying. He looked down to see a naked, slimy, crying baby.

Darren's jaw dropped, his brows furrowing.

What the heck?

Before he could think anymore on it, more pain hit him, making him clench the grass beneath him in tight fists, whimpering as tears poured out of his bloodshot hazel eyes.

Another thing came out of him and he looked down to see another naked, slimy, crying baby.

He was so confused. Two babies came out of him … what did that mean? I mean he was a guy and guys could not give birth to babies … so h-how in the world …

Mr. Crepsley and Gavner was in for a complete surprise when they returned to see Darren cleaning two babies in a small pond and wrapping them each in one of his shirts.

The two old vampires stared down at the sight, eyes blinking, mouths open wide.

"Darren … what are those?" Crepsley asked his assistant calmly.

Darren blinked up at him, a small, half-hearted smile crossing his lips.

"I thought a man of your age would know what babies are. You used to be one, you know … even if it is hard to believe."

Larten scowled.

"Stop being a smart ass! You know what I mean!"

Darren's face turned completely serious.

"I-I …. I think I gave birth to them." He stated nervously.

The two vampires gaped down at the half-vampire.

"YOU WHAT?" Gavner screeched in disbelief.

Darren couldn't meet their eyes as he explained what had happened to him.

"I-I don't know what happened … You know I haven't been feeling well since we left the Cirque and I thought it was the flu or something … but I think it was because I was pregnant … b-b-b-be-because I was taking a walk, while you guys were gone and I felt this incredible pain in my stomach, one that was so bad that I couldn't even move, and the next thing I know two babies come flying out of me."

Silence

Both vampires were shocked speechless. Crepsley was just staring down at his assistant with a blank face, while Gavner just stood there, wide eyes blinking, gaping.

Gavner was the first one to snap out of it.

"I didn't know you were a girl, Darren." He laughed.

Darren glared at him.

"I'm not a girl! I don't know how or why I had babies … I just did."

Mr. Crepsley sighed, shaking his head a little as he rubbed his temple.

What in the world? He never had to deal with something like this before. He never met a boy who could give birth to children, before now he thought only girls could get pregnant. What are they going to do? How will this set them back?


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