"Finally, it is done! My greatest creation has been completed." Kabuto opened the white door. "My greatest creation….the BURRITO! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!" "Kabuto, are you playing mad scientist again with your lunch?" Orochimaru came into the room. "Noooo…" Kabuto stuttered. "We all know that there is only one genius in this team." Orochimaru suddenly turned on a spotlight. Sasuke rose under the light. "MY greatest creation." Sasuke lifted a white cloth off of a large figure.
A mechanical pod stood underneath. "This is the Transporter-inator-inator. It transports you to any area you choose." Sasuke said proudly. "Then why does it say 'Property of Shino Aburame'" Kabuto pointed out. "That's just……not the point. Lord Orochimaru, you can test it first by going to the Leaf Village." Sasuke said, pushing Oro inside. Sasuke pushed a large, red button. Oro screamed (like a girl) and a large boom! was heard. Oro stumbled out of the machine.
"Sasuke look at what you've done! You killed Oro-sama!" Kabuto shrieked, bending down. "What…what's going on? Sakura is that you?"The voice of Naruto was heard. "Lord Orochimaru, are you O.K?" Kabuto was heard just above. "Who are you talking to, I'm not Orochi…."looking up Naruto saw the face of Orochimaru. "OMG, I'm Orochimaru! Ahhhhh!" Naruto/Oro screamed. "Look what you've done Sasuke, you've caused our master brain damage. Nice going!" Kabuto complained. Naruto (as Oro) stood up. "I, Orochimaru, command you to…." Naruto started. "What would a gender-confused maniac say?" Naruto thought. "Lord Orochimaru, why are you mumbling to yourself" Sasuke asked. "Sasuke!" Naruto lifted Sasuke off of the ground, squeezing him tightly. Kabuto fumed and Sasuke blushed. "Or..Orochimaru…what are you doing?" "Sorry." Naruto put him down and rubbed the back of his head. "Man, I must have done something to set off some brain damage." Sasuke thought. "I'm going to…go to…go to bed. Good-night!" Naruto snuck off. "What's up with Lord Orochimaru?" Kabuto whispered to Sasuke. "I don't know. Shino must've messed up something in his machine" Sasuke said."Aha! I knew it! You didn't make that machine after all." Kabuto boasted.
