I wanna make some babies
I wanna get it on
I wanna make you horny
But I can't get it up
I wanna make some money
But I don't want no job
I wanna make you horny
But I can't get it up
Get It Up -- Mindless Self Indulgence
"Tom. . . What's wrong?" Hermione stared at the Dark Lord, her body was flushed and she was trying not to scream from frustration, she needed him in her NOW!
"I don't know, I've never had this problem before!" Tom looked puzzled and furious at his limp member, no matter what he did he couldn't get hard, "Just give me a minute. . . " he tried stroking it, teasing it, and even slapping it but to no avail, "Quick, Hermione, do something sexy!"
Hermione stared at him for a minute, "WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU GET IT UP!?"
"It must be your body, or maybe it's your face!" Tom snarled at her in frustration.
"Well. . . Harry never had this problem." she muttered darkly, angry that this was so anti-climatic and pondering which of her dildos to use to finish herself off.
"Well, whatever you do, DO NOT TALK ABOUT YOUR FUCKING EX BOYFRIEND!" disgruntled Tom left the room leaving one very pissed and needy Hermione.
Neither of them would be able to hear the evil laughter coming from their bedroom closet, nor find the young man hidden by a invisibility cloak and silencing charm. Yes, Harry Potter turned out to be quite evil indeed, at least that is when his ex and love of his life, Hermione, was involved.
Author's Note: This is just a plot bunny bugging me and I had to write it! Enjoy. By the way this has yet to be Beta'd so if there are any mistakes I am sorry!
