The Most Sparkliest Vampire Intiation Ever

Bella stood in the middle of the forest. She was surprised she was here. But she was very excited. She was in a forest. And excited. She was excited in a forest. She was going to become a vampire. She had never been a vampire before and now she was going to become one. The hottest vampire ever was about to bite her. He would bite her and she would become a vampire. That was how she was going to become a vampire.

Edward stood across from Bella. He was going to make her a vampire. He look as his vampire friends (all dressed in tight, emo, mall goth pants) brought over vanilla cupcake scented candles. "Careful lighting those" he said "you don't want to catch fire. You could catch fire and die." His friends used kid-safe matches to light it. After five hours of trying to light it, they still had not succeeded. The sun came out, and the vampires started to sparkle.

"OMG EDWARD!" Bella gasped. "You are sparkly!" She ran over to hug him, and tripped. Just then one of his friends lit the match. She fell into the fire and died. The vampires ate McDonalds because it was the closest thing to blood they had. They also did not like the drink blood, because it was mean.

Bella then came back from the dead, and lit a match in the forest. The vampires died a most sparkliest death.