Chapter 1: The First Meeting

Pig-chan – We're back! And annoying as ever!

Jac-chan – Our first romance fic!

Pig-chan – Wish us luck!

Disclaimer: Yes we own Mori-sempai. NOT. We don't know anything! Waaaaaaahhh! So depressing…

You know it's really hard getting Mori-sempai to fall in love with you. Regular high school girls have it tough. Now look at my position. No, look down. Ya see me now? That's right. I'm the same age as Kirimi-chan (A/N-how old is she?). Yes I like Mori-sempai. Gotta problem with that? This is how it all started, but I'll get to the good stuff later.

I was walking in the hallways with my friend and cousin Kirimi. She was saying something along the lines of visiting her big brother in his magic club. Pfffft. What a nerd. Oh! Was I supposed to be listening to her? I have the attention span of a rock I tell you. Anyways she suddenly stopped in front of the Third Music Room. Why does the school need three music rooms anyway?

"Let's go visit Big Brother #2!" she suddenly shouted. We opened the door (it took us some time because the doors were so HEAVY) and floor petals attacked us. Ack! I think I choked on one.

"Welcome!" voices said in sync. Maybe they were robots. Instead, what I saw in front of me were 6 high school guys and a girl dressed as a guy.

"Kirimi-chan! Good to see you!" the blonde one cried. "Huh? It seems we have a new guest. A friend of yours Kirimi-chan?"

"Yes Big Brother #2!" Kirimi yelled. I think I lost hearing in both my ears. The blonde one walked up to me and pulled on my cheeks.

"She's so cuuuuute! I'm going to adopt you! What's your name, little one?"

"Owwww…leg go ov my cheeks!" I cried. Or tried to. After he released me I answered his statement.

"My name is Sashimi Nekozawa. And no, you can't adopt me!" That's right, my name is sashimi. Kirimi's means filleted fish or whatever. Kirimi-chan calls me Sa-chan for short. Sometimes, Ume nii-san does too, but it feels kinda creepy.

"Why nooooooot?" The blonde one yelled. "Where are my manners? I am Tamaki Suoh, president of the Host Club." Okay his name means egg something. Tama means egg, right? If you're wondering why I suck at Japanese, I was raised in America for a bit. I'm better suited to English than Japanese. The black haired guy with glasses spoke next.

"We have types here at the club. Tamaki is our 'Prince' character, Mori-sempai is the 'Wild' type. Hunny-sempai is our 'Loli-shota', the twins Hikaru and Kaoru are our 'Devil' types. Haruhi is our 'Natural', and I am the 'Cool' type. Any questions?"

"Yes. Do you ever feel swollen headed when you call yourself the 'Cool' type?" I asked. I could see the twins double over in laughter, Mori-sempai stayed emotionless, Hunny-sempai and Tamaki-sempai were shocked, and Haruhi-sempai was off in Lalaland. There was a swirling black aura behind Kyoya-sempai.

"Waaaaaaahhh! Ume nii-san! Save us!" I cried. Kirimi-chan was scared of the black aura, I could tell by the way she gripped onto my arm.

"Fufufufufu…did someone call for my help?" The black aura stopped and the room dimmed. A guy in a black cloak wandered into the room through a big, black door. "Aaaaahhh…Sa-chan….it's good to see you again." He blinked in surprise. "Kirimi-chan? What are you doing here?"

"Big Brother!" Kirimi-chan ran to her older brother, leaving me on my own. I kinda zoned them out after that, hehehehe ^^'. Then all of a sudden, I was on my own. No Kirimi-chan, no creepy Ume nii-san. Left with 6 guys and a girl who may or may not have bad intentions. Right there and then I bawled my eyes out.

Pig-chan – Tell us what you think! Like it, hate it? Comments, compliments, and complaints are accepted. Ya'll don't have to review if you don't want to, but it is appreciated.

Jac-chan –Shut up already! Let them get on with their lives!

Pig-chan – Harsh.