GOLDAR'S VICE-VERSA

AUTHOR'S NOTE/DISCLAIMER

This takes place in my "How It Should've Been" Reality so Jason, Zack, and Trini are still around. It'll pretty much be the same as the actual ep, but I'm tweaking it to fix some things. Since Trini's still around, I'm keeping Billy's techno-speak. I'm warning you here and now that one of the couples will be pretty weird, but I saw somethin' in them, so…yeah. Power Rangers belongs to Haim Saban, Fox Kids, and Disney. Reference to "Life's A Masquerade".

Rocky and Adam moved across the mats, performing several martial arts moves. Some minutes later, they finished.

"Hey, that was great, you guys," Jason told them.

"Thanks, Jase," Rocky said. Then, noticing their blue-clad, friend. "Hey, Billy."

"Hey, guys," Billy responded.

"Hey Billy. You missed the demonstration." Adam noted.

"I know. I'm sorry," he apologized. "I had a meeting with the vice-versa dance committee," he explained.

"You know that's gonna be a blast," Jason stated as they all went over to a table.

"Yeah, it's about time that the girls had to ask the guys to a dance," Rocky agreed.

"Hey, who you going with?" Adam asked his friend.

"Jessica Peterson. I can't believe she asked me," Rocky responded.

"Yeah, she's quite a girl," Jason agreed. Then, "Do you know if Aisha's going to ask anyone?"

"She said she had someone she wanted to ask, but she wouldn't say who," Rocky answered. "How about Trini? Has she asked Richie yet?"

"Nope. Not yet. Poor girl's nervous as heck," Jason chuckled.

"And of course, Kimberly's asked Tommy," Adam recalled.

"Of course," Jason, Rocky, and Billy chuckled.

"What about you, Adam?" Billy wondered.

"I don't think I'm going to go," Adam told them.

"What? Why not?" the others asked.

"No one's asked me yet, and I don't think anyone's going to," Adam told them.

"Well, don't feel bad, Adam. No one's asked me yet either," Billy comforted. Just then, a girl walked up to their table. "Oh, salutations, Marge," he greeted.

"Salutations, Billy. Um…could we converse for a minute?" Marge questioned.

"Of course," Billy agreed, and walked off with her. Meanwhile, at another table, Bulk and Skull had heard the entire conversation.

"This whole dance thing is pathetic," Bulk said harshly.

"Yeah…who needs it?" Skull agreed. Just then, Aisha walked in. She looked around. Then, seeing the person she was looking for, she walked up to them.

"Tell me I'm seeing things," Rocky said. The others followed his gaze.

"Bulk?" they asked. Bulk was the person Aisha wanted to ask? Seeing the girl, the boy quickly straightened up.

"Aisha, you're looking lovely," he complimented.

"Thanks," she said. "Um, well, I---I know this isn't really your scene, but…would you be my date to the vice-versa dance?"

"I would love to be your date." Aisha laughed. Just then, two girls dressed in a similar fashion to Bulk and Skull walked in.

"Yoo-hoo!" the skinny girl called. With a gasp, the two turned to look and then turned back around.

"Uh, Bulkie, I think we better get out of here or we're gonna be toast, man," Skull stated.

"Bulkie-kins!" the skinny one called.

"Skullsy-poo!" chimed in her round friend.

"'Bulkie-kins'? Is she serious?" Aisha questioned. He just offered up a stammering noise.

"What's the matter, Skull?" Jason wondered.

"They want to ask us to the dance," Skull shot back. "We should go, Bulkie. We got detention with Kaplan."

"Good idea." They stood up. "I'll call you later?" Bulk asked.

"Yeah. I'd like that," Aisha responded. They headed out.

"Bulkie-kins!" the skinny exclaimed happily as she grabbed his arm.

"Slade, I know you want to me to the dance---"

"We could have such a great time," Slade interrupted flirtatiously.

"I'm sorry. I already said 'yes' to Aisha," Bulk told her, and then he and Skull ran off, Slade and her friend, Greta, on their heels. Aisha shook her head as she joined the boys.

"Bulk? Seriously?" Rocky asked.

"Look, I know how he acts sometimes and he's not my usual type, but he's always been nice to me," Aisha told him.

"Well, you can't really do any worse and if a monster throws you across the room, he'll have Skull shoot him with a rubber dart gun," Jason said optimistically.

"What?" Rocky, Adam, and Aisha chorused, giving him a strange look. Before Jason could explain, Billy came up, a large grin on his face.

"Marge required me to be her escort to dance!" he exclaimed excitedly.

"Hey, that's great, Billy," Rocky said.

"And Bulk said he'd be my date," Aisha added. His head jerked back he threw her a puzzled expression.

"Yeah, that was our reaction too," Jason told him. Adam sighed.

"I guess I'm the only one without a date. Even Skull's gonna have a date if that girl ever catches him," he moped.

"Don't worry, man. Someone will ask you," his best friend told him.

"I gotta get going. Later, guys," he said, and then walked off. Billy, Jason, Aisha, and Rocky looked at each other worriedly. Meanwhile, from his moon palace, Lord Zedd had seen everything.

"Poor little Power Ranger. No date for the dance?" he asked. "Pathetic human. Well, don't worry, Silver Ranger, I have the perfect girl for you!" he laughed.