IT'S SHIZAYA DAY (two days late, that's what it is - mad hatter)

YE have a short and lame drabble with alternate meeting

hint

there's drugs involved

c:

very ooc like usual crack them are

tbh don't read this

but it's still shared to all of you anyways

muhahaha

day one prompt: first meetings

Shizuo silently drinks milk in Simon's Russian sushi shop. "Shizuo, are you going to order anything?" Simon asks, who dosen't really want Shizuo in his restaurant after being closed.

"No.. I'll just sit here for a while Simon." Shizuo stares blankly at his milk bottle.

"Oh, ok then." Simon goes back to work.

Eventually Shizuo finishes drinking, carries his bottle with and heads out of the shop. Simon looks at Shizuo as he walks out.

Suddenly, evil man appears outside the sushi shop. "Hi." Izaya smiles.

"What you kiddin' me." Shizuo decides to throw the bottle at him, but misses as it shatters on the concrete floor.

"Yo that was dangerous." Izaya is now frowning.

"Yeah, I know that. What are you doin' here near Simon's shop?" Shizuo questions.

"It's late ok. I'm just trying to buy some drugs ok. 3:00 AM ok." Izaya wanders around.

"Wait, what? 3:00 AM? Why was Simon's sushi restaurant open then?" Shizuo looks back at the shop.

"Um, it's not supposed to be. Simon doesn't let anyone in after closing." Izaya stares at Shizuo.

"Guess Simon just let me in cause I'm the best." Shizuo danced.

"No no no no, I think he mistaken you for Dennis." Izaya didn't want Shizuo to be the best.

"He called me Shizuo, I'm sure." Shizuo kept on dancing.

"K, that's fine. Look, I'm just gonna bring my drugs home, and leave." Izaya began skipping away, but Shizuo threw a jar of maple syrup at him.

"Ow, the heck man." Izaya stopped skipping and turned around.

"You're not coming home with all them drugs. Who knows what steroids you could be using to try to defeat me. Probably kappa ones." Shizuo rolled up his sleeves.

"Although, that probably wouldn't be useful since I'm still the best." Shizuo danced once again.

THE END for now

i literally did this yesterday at midnight and then gave up

kappa got skills

at nothing

hohoho

how to start a crackcumber comeback with shizaya week and some crack fanfics

happy crack month kappalings c: