Disclaimer= I do not own Naruto.


Dude, are you kidding me?

This "great" girl you are with

Will drive you towards misery

She'll be riding you dirty

Going about 130

She'll feel no remorse

She'll use you as a place mat

This girl is a full-fledged rat

Face the damn facts

You're better than this

You can do better than her

She's been taking advantage of you

So I've heard

It hasn't set in yet?

You haven't seen it with your own eyes?

All the promises she made you

Are simply concocted lies

Why do you have to travel all the way there

Why can't she come here?

If you haven't realized it yet

Her intentions are crystal clear

Her bro left his student under her tutelage

Since he's now a higher up

Every time you go over there

YOU end up training her

While she takes your dough and spends it up

I'm just warning you man

You're being led to discontent

You'll be shocked and heartbroken

Tattered and bent

Come on, your Lee!

Pull your head from the dark

Start rolling and rocking

Hook up with the younger sister of the girl I want to be with

Hyuuga Hanabi



A/N= The "great" girl mentioned in this poem is Temari. Lee X Temari= CRACK PAIRING!!! Heh, reviews are appreciated.