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Kims POV

My life is pretty boring. Lets review...

I'm a detective and you wouldn't be able to lie to me with out confessing or with out me betting your ass.

I live in an apartment downtown with my two dogs Yoshi and Oreo.

I'm single and all the guys I've dated in the past few years are punks and say I'm to 'bossy' or 'intimidating' the last relationship I had was in high school ended after hight school because he moved. His name was Jack and he was my first kiss, first boyfriend first sex...first everything.

But lets stop talkin about him and get back to me.

I'm on a date right now lets see how this gose.

I walk in to the restaurant and find my victim, yes I said victim.

He stands up and greets me.

"Hi you must be Kim right?" He's polite, but the smiles a little too cheeky.

"Yeah you must be Kevin right?" I say flirty like and I can tell he thinks he's getting laid tonight.

Ha, think again!

He pulls my set out then sits in his. His smile is still plastered on his face and its starting to look creepy.

"So," I have to get this thing started.

"So, tell me about your self?" His question is easy and I wont need to lie.

"Well, it's my birthday-" he cuts me off.

"And your spending it with me?!" He's such a suck up.

I just nod.

"Ok well what about your friends?" He asks

"Eh, I'm kind of a loner." My answer simple, but not true.

"And you don't like your family?" Gettin personal but why not?!

"No family to like." All to true.

"Oh come on, everyone has family" I laugh at this

I no because you have one right down the street waiting for you to come home!

"Oh yeah every one nos who they are, ready to run yet?" My question comes out as a joke but I'm dead serious

"No why would I, you kim are the sexiest, friendliest person I have ever met"

The bastard is lying through his teeth!

But I laugh any way showing I'm interested...NOT!

"Ok, your turn. On no wait let me guess" he nodded so I continue with the cheeky smile.

"Um you are handsome, charming,"

"Go on," he encourages so I do

"The kinda guy who, now stop me if I get this wrong. But imbecile from your employer, got arrested and skipped town before they were able to throw your ass in jail."

He chuckles

"What?"

"And the worst part out of all of this is your wife, your wife loves you so much that she bailed you out and how do you repay her , your on a date."

He looks to his left and I can tell he's thinking.

"Who are you" his voice is calm but I can tell he's nervous.

"The chick who put up the rest of that money."

"The bail bonds person"

I just look at him my smile never leaving my face cause this is my favorite part.

He gets up bringing the table with him. And throws it to run out the exit.

I take my bag and run after him. You see I already had my heels off and in my purse. I wore a red dress knee high and brought my runing shose to change under the table.

Now I'm kinda pissed cause when he flies the table the wine got on my dress, this dress was 125 dollars.

So now he has to die. Big time.

I see the toe-truck people got my message because the yellow car stop is on the left back tire.

"So this is what your going to do, your going to go home and kiss your kids good night. Then your going to take the flowers your going to by your wife and surprise her. But before you do that I'm going to need 125 dollars right now!"

"Why?" He sounds scared

What a punck!

" look at my dress you dick, because if you haven't noticed my dress is a red wine infessted Pravda. THAT'S WHY"

And in less than five seconds I have my money in my hand.

I give him the tool to get the thing off and walk back toward my car.

When I get to my apartment I'm to lazy to take the stairs so I get on the elevator.

My back hurts like hell and I just want to change then lay down, maybe even watch a few shows of New girl with a bucket of birthday blast ice cream.

Now that sounds nice.

But that's not what happened.

Ounce I got to my door I was stopped by three kids. They looked like triplets two boys one girl. But that's also something obvious.

There probably 13. Maybe 14.

"Um can I help you?" My question is simple but the girl looks like she just one a billion dollars.

"Yeah actually you can. My name is Vanessa, and this is Jamie, and this is Brandon."

Ok I'm still confused the boy sees this and steps up.

"Hi I'm Jamie. We are your kids. " he pauses and looks at his sister and brother, or my "daughter" and "son" they nod and

"My name is Jamie Damian Brewer."

"My name is Vanessa Kennedy Brewer"

"And my name is Brandon Richard Brewer."

And all I could think was...

What the hell!?

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