A/N: Hey guys! Haven't heard from me in a while huh? Well, I haven't died, I'm still alive and kicking, and I'm here with a new one-shot!! And don't ask me about the other stories, 'cause of the moment, their shot, but I'm thinking of keeping 'subtleness', what do ya think? Anyway, this story I wrote on the spur of the moment, which is why is so extremely short. It's the shortest story I've ever written, even for English. Hehe. R N R!!
Disclaimer: I'm not Jo, Jo isn't me, got it? There. Problem solved. : D
On with the story!!
"Hey Lily?"
By: the person who laughs at every little thing…Sheri
"Hey."
"Hey."
…
"What's your name?"
"Lily. Yours?"
"James."
"Hi."
"Hi."
…
"I'm bored."
"Read a book."
"Where do you find those?"
"…You're in the library."
"Hey! You're right!"
…
"I don't like books."
"You haven't read one yet."
"Because I don't like books."
"Oh."
…
"Then why are you in the library?"
"Detention."
"For what?"
"Talking back to McGonagall."
"Oh."
…
"What do you have to do?"
"For what?"
"For detention?"
"Oh. Stay in the library for 3 hours."
"That's a punishment?"
"She knows I hate the library."
…
"I love the library."
"So do I."
"But you said –"
"I get the occasional manly mood swings."
"Oh…I didn't know those existed."
"They do."
…
"OH MY GOODNESS! WHY ARE YOU CRYING??"
"I'm-sorry (sob sob) but- I – didn't – get – the – bathrooooommm!!!"
"Oh um—"
"That bitch of a friend!"
"Jeez, oka---"
"She knows that I always go to the bathroom at 7:16 every morning and what does she do?"
"Er—"
"SHE GOES TO THE BATHROOM AT 7:16!"
"Oh."
"I'm sorry, but I didn't get the bathroom this morning, I didn't get my muffin, I didn't get my coffee, I only got an A on my paper and I NEED DARK CHOCOLATE!!"
"Oh."
sniffle sniffle
"Hey Lily?"
"Yeah?"
"You wanna go to the kitchens?"
"But you have detention!"
"That ended an hour ago."
"Oh."
…
"So you wanna?"
"K."
In the kitchens
"That's your fifth cup of coffee."
"I know."
"Is that normal?"
"For me."
…
"That's your sixth muffin."
"I know."
"Are you hungry?"
"A tad bit."
…
"Hey Lily?"
"Yeah?"
"You wanna go out with me?"
"Um—"
"I'll come down to kitchens with you every night and I'll give you my dark chocolate 'cause I prefer milk chocolate anyway, and there is no way in hell I will every go to the bathroom at 7:16 A.M. until you're outa there."
"That's all I needed to hear."
"Is that a yes, Lily?"
"Yes James."
…
"Hey Lily?"
"Yeah?"
"You wanna leave before Filch catches us?"
"That'd be nice James."
A/N: Done!! Short right? Well, review please!! I want to see if it's good or not. If not, I'll delete it of course!
REVIEWWW!!
Pretty please?
