A/N: Hey guys! Haven't heard from me in a while huh? Well, I haven't died, I'm still alive and kicking, and I'm here with a new one-shot!! And don't ask me about the other stories, 'cause of the moment, their shot, but I'm thinking of keeping 'subtleness', what do ya think? Anyway, this story I wrote on the spur of the moment, which is why is so extremely short. It's the shortest story I've ever written, even for English. Hehe. R N R!!

Disclaimer: I'm not Jo, Jo isn't me, got it? There. Problem solved. : D

On with the story!!

"Hey Lily?"

By: the person who laughs at every little thing…Sheri

"Hey."

"Hey."

"What's your name?"

"Lily. Yours?"

"James."

"Hi."

"Hi."

"I'm bored."

"Read a book."

"Where do you find those?"

"…You're in the library."

"Hey! You're right!"

"I don't like books."

"You haven't read one yet."

"Because I don't like books."

"Oh."

"Then why are you in the library?"

"Detention."

"For what?"

"Talking back to McGonagall."

"Oh."

"What do you have to do?"

"For what?"

"For detention?"

"Oh. Stay in the library for 3 hours."

"That's a punishment?"

"She knows I hate the library."

"I love the library."

"So do I."

"But you said –"

"I get the occasional manly mood swings."

"Oh…I didn't know those existed."

"They do."

"OH MY GOODNESS! WHY ARE YOU CRYING??"

"I'm-sorry (sob sob) but- I – didn't – get – the – bathrooooommm!!!"

"Oh um—"

"That bitch of a friend!"

"Jeez, oka---"

"She knows that I always go to the bathroom at 7:16 every morning and what does she do?"

"Er—"

"SHE GOES TO THE BATHROOM AT 7:16!"

"Oh."

"I'm sorry, but I didn't get the bathroom this morning, I didn't get my muffin, I didn't get my coffee, I only got an A on my paper and I NEED DARK CHOCOLATE!!"

"Oh."

sniffle sniffle

"Hey Lily?"

"Yeah?"

"You wanna go to the kitchens?"

"But you have detention!"

"That ended an hour ago."

"Oh."

"So you wanna?"

"K."

In the kitchens

"That's your fifth cup of coffee."

"I know."

"Is that normal?"

"For me."

"That's your sixth muffin."

"I know."

"Are you hungry?"

"A tad bit."

"Hey Lily?"

"Yeah?"

"You wanna go out with me?"

"Um—"

"I'll come down to kitchens with you every night and I'll give you my dark chocolate 'cause I prefer milk chocolate anyway, and there is no way in hell I will every go to the bathroom at 7:16 A.M. until you're outa there."

"That's all I needed to hear."

"Is that a yes, Lily?"

"Yes James."

"Hey Lily?"

"Yeah?"

"You wanna leave before Filch catches us?"

"That'd be nice James."


A/N: Done!! Short right? Well, review please!! I want to see if it's good or not. If not, I'll delete it of course!

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