Title: Blasphemous

Title: Blasphemous

Characters/Pairings: Schuldig, Crawford

Team: Schwarz

Word Count: 100

Author's Notes: These are not perhaps as close to the challenge as they could have been, alas. ;

Challenge: Bad Taste

Schuldig figured that, for a guy like him, prayer couldn't hurt, and went church-hopping to sample the different religious palates.

It wasn't hard to find him. Not for Crawford, anyway.

He sat in the pew next to Schuldig, whose eyes were closed. "Exactly what the hell is this?"

"What? You don't believe in God?" Schuldig tutted, opening sharp eyes. "That's blasphemous."

Crawford folded his arms. "You. Believe in God. A supreme being, all-knowing, higher than yourself."

Schuldig made a face. "No-ho. Not that. God is evil—thought you knew that—anyway, don't inform Farfarello. He'd be heartbroken . . ."