Bubbles From a DANG Kangaroo's Mouth
One beautiful day in Forks, Washington, Edward and Bella decided to take a painful and relieving trip to the mall, to Alice's delight. After Bella had purchased more than her arms and Edward's could physically hold, they started handing off the clothes to random infants who looked parched from baby food and mistreated by bitch- woman mothers who didn't know the terms 'McDonald's' or 'Happy Meals'. When that slappin' adventure was over, Edward decided it was time to have some fun. He started shouting manically, collecting the easily distracted minds of surrounding shoppers and teeny-weeny mall cops. He started shouting and jumping up and down on the child play set like a maniac idiot, of course causing multiples of locals to call po-po reinforcements (which would never arrive, because Charlie knew better..). To stop from letting the little venture of Bella and Edward's for the day from spreading, they knocked every being in the mall into submission. After gathering each of the unconscious bodies into Carlisle's wing in the hospital, everything flowed smoothly for the duration of the day. All of the patients eventually woke up, though they originally thought of themselves dead, staring into Carlisle's patient and smiling face thinking it was the face of God. Soon after, they all reported nothing to have happened, fearing being accused of insane after their luminous experiences for the day. Too bad the jello had to go and rot..
