"And that is my brilliant plan to rule the World!"
Silence.
"Um excuse me, Madara-san;" the Mizukage said; "But really? Your big plan is to rule the world, by using… The Moon?"
"Glad to see your getting it."
More silence.
"Uchiha, I currently have nothing but a stump for a left arm, and maybe just maybe I'm delirious from blood loss, but still, even I can see that's a stupid, stupid plan."
"I'm forced to agree with Raikage-dono here, even if you did manage to round up all 9 Buju, and then combine them together resurrecting the Juebi, you're old, not only that but you yourself said you're pathetically weak, if you attempted to seal that beastie into you the chakra would destroy you in seconds."
"Ah Tsuchikage-san, don't you understand, 16 years ago I sent the Kyubi on a rampage through Konoha, my eyes will be more then enough to quell it."
"Yes, we admit, you could control the Kyubi's segment of the Juebi but that still leaves 36 tails worth of broiling chakra, and as I recall the Sharingan, normal or otherwise, can't control the Ichibi through Hachibi."
"Yes I can see your logic there, but what you fail to understand is Tobi is a good boy. Juebi would never hurt a good boy like Tobi!"
Absolute silence.
"WHO IN THE BLOODY HELL IS TOBI!"
"Tobi is Tobi Raikage-chan, who else would Tobi be?"
"Yes, Madara-san, obviously, but unfortunately we don't know Tobi."
"Madara? Who's that? I'm Tobi, a Tobi is a good Boy, just ask Deidara-Sempai…
Oh wait Deidara-Sempai blew himself up… Well, um ask Zetsu-Sempai! Wait he dispersed into spores to grow freaky plant babies in you all…"
"WAIT WHAT?!"
"Yep, yep! You're all going to be mummies. Bye, bye now! Tobi's gonna go rule the world with the Moon! Bye bye, Tobi is a good boy!"
Madara was gone.
And there was even more silence.'
Always pictured Tobi as more of a second personality residing in Madara more so then an act on his part.
Well anyways. My first story here, albeit a oneshot, a oneshot with a rather abrupt and somewhat meh ending but really I had no idea how to go from here. Anyway tell me what you think, please only constructive comments and no flames. All flames will be ignored.
If you flame because your bored go read a book or something.
