Dont own Jareth, Sarah, or Toby. Do own a custom made Singles Awareness Day T-shirt, though.
Valentines Day. A day of love, of joy, of buying overpriced goods for no apparent reason, and of all around giddiness.
That is, if you're not single.
Sarah Williams woke up to realize that today would be a bad day. She was always single, and today would be filled with crappy feelings and having to play nice around your friends who are kissing obnoxiously. But, she got out of bed anyway.
Sarah donned the shirt that she could only where once a year, specifically made for this situation.
S.A.D February 14:
Singles Awareness Day!
'Well, isn't this just fan-frikin-tastic! I think I'm gonna hurl if Dad kisses her like that again' thought Sarah as she sat down to breakfast. Her father had just surprised her step mother with flowers and they kissed like no adult should do in public. Ever.
"EWWW!!! COOTIES!" yelled the ever exited Toby. 'Of course he is exited,' thought Sarah, 'he doesn't have to live through being the lonely kid without a valentine. I miss being that ageā¦'
Sarah sighed into her cereal. Which is quite a feat, considering she had to stick her head into the bowl to do it. Today was not starting out well. Little did she know, however, that a certain king had heard about Valentines Day from a certain fox friend of Sarah's, and was currently watching her through a crystal. When Sarah finished her breakfast and walked out the door, she found a very pleasing surprise.
On her front porch, lay a bundle of 7 roses. Not magical, just your garden variety plain Valentines Day roses. Why seven? Jareth's weird like that. Sarah opened up the card that was laying on them.
Happy Valentines Day, Sarah. Thought you might like them.
P.S. Change your shirt.
Yours,
Jareth
P.S.S. Don't act all mad. You know you liked it.
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