Kariya's plan

Hello, my friends...or well strangers who I do not know. This is a joshyme where Joshua gets angry because everyone has a "partner" but him, so he makes usu and kariya's life hell. Kariya creates a plan to get rhyme set up with Joshua. Meanwhile after his plan works, beat is not too happy to find rhyme dating the composer. Hanekoma tries to stop beat from breaking up, which would enrage Joshua and beat would be killed, revived, over and over again...or something horrible like that.

Rhyme: that's a little harsh, joshie.

Josh: why thanks dear.

Yasu: well did i mention that rhyme ends up turning out like Joshua... and sho makes an appearance.

And also, a dashing young author will be inserted as a proxy?

Both Joshua and rhyme: please don't...

Yasu: By the way, get an umbrella, a blanket and a camera and meet me in shibuya!

C'mon, pueblos!

Both: Yasu, Yasu? It never rains in shibuya. Yasu, why do we have to strip- AWW HERE IT GOES!

It wasn't very eventful in shibuya. School was cancelled since the teachers were apparently too busy. And to make things worse, every reaper had to suffer the wrath of the ashen pretty-boy of a composer, known as Joshua. "Apply more noise near ugadawa! Find another game master! I don't care if it's unfair, just make every player is erased before the third week!" were several demands and threats from the composer. "Hey, boss. Why so crabby lately?" asked a certain coffee making angel. "Every one has a partner... the people of the RG, the players, even my reapers!" complained Joshua in a peeved tone. "We're a team too, boss!" said Hanekoma. "Not those kinds of partnership... more like a neku/shiki partnership." He hissed. "Ok, I can't help you there, sicko- boss." He sneered at the grumpy composer. "I mean with a girl, not you. I have been tortured enough by those neku/me fanfics! I would love to erase them..." Joshua replied. "I don't think you even know a girl who shares any interests with you boss and- crap. I left the coffee machine running on high!" mr.H then rushed out of the composer's room in the direction of his beloved coffee shop.

MEANWHILE..."Ooh, hear that, Kariya? That's why we have been pushed to the point of hiding as normal humans!" Whispered Uzuki to Kariya. "I can't take this anymore! We gotta set him up with a girl or we are ramen toppings." Kariya whispered hoarsely back to uzuki. "lets get outta here first..." whispered Uzuki, who turned to Kariya, who silently urged her to wait until the composer leaves.

(Ok, to lazy to write how or when they get out, so after they do, and when they begin their plan this is what happens,,,)

An unconscious rhyme was lying on the Bridge of Shibuya River, began to wake up. "where am i...?" the blond girl asked herself. Kariya, who was hidden, sent a message to rhyme's phone. "Find the composer. No time limit, reward for completion: you will return to the RG instantly. Fial and face erasure." Rhyme noticed a misspelling in the message, but ignored it and walked towards the bridge in hope that Joshua was there. When she reached The Composer's layer, she saw a 17-year old sitting on his throne. "Oh, hello there Joshua said, smiling at rhyme, who was nervously looking down at her shoes. "are you lost?" he asked the nervous rhyme. She didn't respond. He was begining to lose his patience, when she asked "when did i die?" she asked. Josshua pondered the question, then looked at the cute squirrel-obsessed tomboy. She watched him walk across the room. "ok, i will give you life... IF you become my conductor..." joshua said, lifting rhyme's chin gently. "...ok..." she agreed reluctantly. "smart choice, by the way, i will give you some time off...rhyme." josh said, smiling at rhyme in a tiger-attacking-a-sheep kinda way. "may i know your name...?" she asked the ashen-haired demi-god. "joshua..." he whispered into her ear softly." a small smile appeared across rhyme's face. "that tickles" she said, laughing lightly. It was somehow odd that she felt warmer towards him all of a sudden. She knew his name and that he was friendly, but she didn't know that she would eventually be just as cruel and ruthless as joshua truly is.

2HRS LATER AT UGADAWA...beat was having a nervous breakdown. "yo, what if some creep kidnapped her , or if she was shot or.. a car hit her...?" beat asked his friends, whilst trying to control his flailing hands. "she will be fine, beat. Maybe she is with miko or ai." neku said in an attempt to calm him down, however he got an unusual response. "she could be with a bishie and my girl!" beat shouted. "aww, shi-" he was interrupted by his phone's ringtone. He read the message out aloud. "she is with me, bito. I am bringing her to house right now- joshua." he read it as if he only learned to read a day ago. "why that son of a- AAAGH" He screamed in rage. "ima gonna kill tha' guy, yo!" beat yelled. "why?" asked neku. "YO, HE IS A PEDO, MAN!" shreiked beat. "Gee, thanks (!)" said an unseen, sarcastic voice. "hello, beat!" said another voice. Beat turned around to see joshua and beat... holding hands. Rhyme was holding 3 different colored bags, containing revealing and fancy outfits. Beat then glared at joshua. "well i better, go, rhymie. See you soon!" he said in a cheery voice, then disappeared. "rhyme, where were you, yo? It doesn't take someone THAT long to get that some clothes." yes it does." said neku. "thanks(!)"beat replied sarcastically. "by the way, rhyme. Werent you on your way home...?" asked neku. "well... joshie fibbed." rhyme said shyly. "what were you gonna do here, yo?" questioned beat. "... i wanted to repay joshie..." rhyme whispered. "beat's face went as red as a tomato on fire in a resident evil movie. "yo yo yo! You ain't dating no priss!" screeched beat. "whoa, calm down beat-" neku said, trying to calm down his friend. "no, man! I ain't goin' to lose her to no prissy psycho!" said beat to neku. "its too late beat. On my way home, i somehow died, and when joshie found me, and gave me a chance for revival without playing the game..." she said, trying to look calm, despite the fact she was extremely peeved at her brother for over-reacting. "he made me his conductor." she finished her sentence. Beat didn't respond. She didn't speak, iether, she just walked away without sparing another word.

END OF CHAPTER...

did you enjoy that? It is my first one, so plz, constructive criticism. SYS, yasu...