One dy in Bikini Botom, SpongeBob was going outt for a wlak. He was beig a silly yellow spong in the deep blue sea when he ran itno Patrik Start.

"Hey Spongboeb," Patrick satd. "Want to go play a game?"

"Do I?!" Spongebob said. He laughed gayly like the little hoomo he is.

"This game is called 'autoerotic asfixeeation' Spongebob," Patricck explaiend. "We choke ourselves util we 'orgasm' you know."

"Cooll1!" Spongebob said.

"Let's go to my palce," Pat said.

They went to Patriskc's home and began chokking weach other. Spongebb got erection as did Patrck.

"I'm goging tot cum!" Patrick said. He ejactaeld in his pants while he hasped for air. He was dying.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" SPongebob laughed. He wantd Patrick dead. He ketp laughing until Patrick could breathhe no longer. Patrick Star was dead.

"What is going on?" Squidward asked. "Can't you see im trying to sleep ?"

He saw Patrick's corpse on the ground while Sponegbob laughed. "WHAT THE FUCKX?"

"I'm going to kill your!" Spongebobo said. He pulled out a flamethrowwoer and burnt Squirdward to death. Then. Spongebob commited suicide by burning himseld to death.