Omg, I got bored. So I made this.
I'm actually proud of this, despite it being something I made up out of the blue.
I love my mind and it's crazy ideas. :D
I don't own Kingdom Hearts or any of the songs.
Seifer felt utterly annoyed. Why had he agreed to go to this stupid performance? Sure, Rai had gotten him in free and Fuu had threatened him to go, lest he say good-bye to his manhood. But seriously? What was the fucking point? It was probably going to be some lame idiots who sang and danced a bit, thinking they were awesome.
The show was being held at the Sandlot, where people had built a stage similar to the Struggle tournament platform, with seats surrounding the stage.
"This is ridiculous." he growled, but sat down in the front row, where Rai had reserved a seat for him. "I'm going to dropkick him into the next era if this isn't worth my time."
"Seifer! You're here!"
He turned in his chair to see a brunette, holding hands with a slightly tubby boy, eating an ice cream. He knew who they were, and he wondered where the other two of their little group was.
"Why are you guys here?"
Olette, the brunette, laughed. Pence, meanwhile, didn't say a word.
"Hope you like the show, Seifer! We're going to go grab a seat." the girl said, and grinned.
Seifer frowned as the two walked off, thinking how weird they were. Suddenly, to his right, someone plopped down into the chair next to him.
"Well, well, well. If it isn't Seifer Almasy. I'm surprised you're here."
"What's that supposed to mean, Pyro?" he asked, turning his head at the familiar voice.
Axel, a.k.a. Pyro, was a red-headed guy who was currently dating a certain blondie, who was strangely absent.
"Nothing." Axel said, but his Cheshire grin told Seifer otherwise.
"Where's the blondie you call a boyfriend?" he asked, changing the subject.
"Don't know, to be honest. Roxas left this morning and wrote me a note. Told me to come here." He shrugged, slouching back in his seat. "Guess I'll find out."
"Ah. Almasy. I didn't know you would be here."
Seifer knew that irritating voice. He forced a smile on his face and looked to his left.
"Well, it's nice to see you here, Gaywad. Didn't think you liked shows."
"This show is special. Why are you here?" the silver haired asked, sitting down next to him.
Seifer wanted to punch the prick in the face, but refrained. Setzer hadn't thoroughly pissed him off. Yet.
"Don't know. Rai and Fuu insisted, so here I am."
"Wait, you mean you don't know?" Axel and Setzer asked simultaneously.
"No…" Seifer replied, giving them a weird look.
The other two exchanged knowing glances, then smirked. Seifer would be in for a treat, that was for sure.
"Maybe you should leave." Setzer said, wanting Seifer gone.
"Give me one good reason why I should leave." Seifer retaliated, yet wanting to do just that.
"Give me one good reason why you should stay." Setzer said, and Axel rolled his eyes at this.
"Look, both of you can zip the lip, alright? You're here, and the show will be starting soon."
As he said that, a girl in a short pink dress walked onto the stage, microphone in hand. Seifer recognized her as Kairi, a friend of Roxas and his group. She smiled, then brought the microphone to her mouth.
"Welcome everyone! My name is Kairi. Many of you may know me. We have some very…special performances that you will see tonight, so I recommend you get comfortable. The show will start in five minutes!" she cheered, then spun on her heel and got off the stage.
"What the hell is going on?" Seifer asked himself.
"Hey, is that Riku?" Axel asked, leaning forward to look past Seifer and Setzer.
Seifer turned to see that Riku was, in fact, here. He was seated farther down the row, arms crossed indignantly over his chest as he slouched. Axel shouted his name to get his attention, then waved him over when he looked at them. Riku got up and walked over to them, his face expressionless.
"You guys are here too?" Riku asked, shoving his hands into his pockets.
"Yep! Come and sit with us so you won't look like a complete loner. Where's Sora, by the way?" Axel said.
"Gone. Wrote me a note that instructed I go here." Riku rolled his eyes. "He won't answer my calls, so this better be important."
"Guess we'll find out, won't we?" Seifer said, just as the lights went down.
Kairi came back onto the stage, her smile looking more malevolent than sweet.
"Well, the show is beginning. Our first performance will be a soloist. Put your hands together for…Sora!"
As she left, the stage went dark. Seifer glanced over to Riku, who seemed confused.
"Did you know anything about Sora being in the show?" he whispered.
"No, I had no clue."
Suddenly, loud, pounding music blasted throughout the Sandlot, making everyone jump. Axel was the first to notice what the song was before the lyrics started.
"Is this "Bringing Sexy Back"?"
Seifer blinked up at the stage as he began to recognize it. The moment the lyrics began, the spotlight lit up, revealing a lone boy, center stage. Seifer didn't know what to say as he took in, not the boy, but his outfit.
I'm bringing sexy back (Yeah!)
Them other boys don't know how to act (Yeah!)
Sora wore a black collar around his neck, with the name 'Riku' in huge, white letters. The brunette was shirtless, clad only in leather pants that clung to him like a second skin. He was barefoot, and had his wrists handcuffed in front of him. With his head bowed, Seifer couldn't tell if he was smirking or not.
I think it's special what's behind your back (Yeah!)
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack (Yeah!)
As Timbaland told Justin to "take 'em to the bridge", Sora looked up, smug as can be. Seifer went wide-eyed. Is that…make-up?!
Sora did have make-up on; black, sparkling eyeliner, pink lip gloss, mascara. But, damn, the boy could work it. Riku, Seifer noted, was flabbergasted, his eyes glued on his boyfriend onstage.
Dirty babe
You see these shackles?
Baby, I'm your slave
Right on the word "shackles", Sora began to move. His hips swayed in a seductive manner, his shoulders rolled with the beat, and he began to dance. Seifer finally had to look away, feeling rather uncomfortable at watching someone else's boyfriend dance like that.
He was glad when the song ended, and looked to see that Sora was now on his knees, his arms above his head. Seifer could see that he was red in the face, panting hard. He almost looked like he had been having – he wasn't even going to finish that.
Sora got up after a moment, still panting, and took a bow before sashaying off the stage. Seifer breathed a sigh of relief, and Axel snorted before nudging him. They both looked to see that Riku had gotten up and left, going in the direction of backstage. He seemed to have trouble walking, but was trying his hardest to stand upright.
Kairi came back on, and announced some ninja girl named Yuffie who did a bunch of weird martial arts stuff, which bored Seifer. He knew much more complex stuff than that.
After a couple of others, Seifer was beginning to plan his escape from this place when Kairi came back. She looked around in the audience, then spotted Axel and smirked. She was doing that a lot.
"And now, with a wonderful dance, I introduce someone we all know very well: Roxas!"
Axel sat straight up, his eyes wide. Seifer chuckled at his reaction, and the lights went low. A silhouette came on stage, and anyone could see it was Roxas. Music started to play, and Seifer frowned.
"I'm surprised. "Buttons" is a rather sexual song, even for Roxas." Setzer murmured, and Seifer silently agreed.
Roxas's silhouette moved slowly, still going with the fast beat. Seifer was unsure if he should even have come if all he was going to watch was people gyrate. Especially people he knew.
He noticed Riku was back in his seat, looking dejected. He obviously hadn't been allowed backstage to see (read: molest and do stuff to) Sora. Axel hadn't seen that Riku was back, far too focused on Roxas.
"Is that Rox-" Riku started to ask.
"Sh!" Axel whispered, his eyes never taken off Roxas.
I'm tellin' you to loosen up my buttons baby (uh huh)
But you keep fronting (uh)
Saying what you're going to do to me (uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (uh)
Seifer was about to get up, but the spotlight snapped on, illuminating Roxas. Seifer stared, awkwardly trying to ignore certain thoughts of, not the blondie on stage, but thinking of his best friend, Hayner. What he wouldn't do to see Hayner up here, performing just for him.
Roxas had on a small, black jacket, jean shorts that seemed more like underwear, and…high heeled boots. Oh god, you've gotta be kidding me. Roxas walked over, his blue eyes staring straight ahead as he nodded and moved with the music. Setzer laughed under his breath, then leaned over to Seifer.
"He's doing the dance from the music video."
Seifer could only watch as Roxas danced, his body moving in a way that he knew Axel wouldn't be able to resist.
As the song progressed, Roxas surprised them all with moves that made Riku have to shut his eyes, Seifer to simply stare in weird awe, and Axel to watch in lust. Setzer merely appreciated the show. The blonde could move, and he was now bending over, shaking his ass in a manner that got Axel to drool.
I wonder if I'm just too much for you
Wonder if my kiss don't make you just
Wonder what I got next for you, what you wanna do?
The song went instrumental, and Roxas turned his back to the audience and pulled the hood of the jacket over his head, half-hiding his spiky hair. He bent down onto his knees and spread his legs, shaking his ass once more. He bent backward and did a complete handstand. Standing up, he put his hands on his hips, doing a dance routine that Seifer was certain he couldn't do. Ever.
The song ended with Roxas on the floor, his back arched as he stretched his arms above him. The lights went down, and Axel immediately jumped out of his seat and raced past Riku.
"They won't let you in, moron." the silver-haired boy said, but Axel didn't listen.
"Well, that was awesome!" Kairi said, walking back on the stage. "Now, we have a special performance for a couple people in the audience tonight. " She glanced around, then smirked as she spotted who she was looking for. "And there they are, folks! Seifer, Riku, and a mysteriously absent Axel, this performance will be for you!"
Seifer sat up a little at the sound of that. He wondered who was going to be giving him this so-called "special show". Axel came back right at that moment, his shoulders sagged.
"I'm guessing you couldn't see Roxas?" Seifer snickered.
"They wouldn't even let me near the door." Axel replied, sitting back down.
"Well, at least it wasn't a waste of time." Seifer said.
Axel looked at the stage and gave a lopsided smile. Riku had a similar look on his face, his eyes dazed as he recalled Sora's performance. Seifer turned his attention back to the stage when Kairi came back on, her smirk wide.
"And now, for our final performance for our three audience members! I give you Sora, Roxas, and Hayner!"
Kairi raced off, and Seifer sat there, shocked. No way, that's impossible, Lamer…he wouldn't…The lights, instead of going dim, turned red, giving the stage an odd glow. Seifer didn't dare look away now.
I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Hayner's silhouette came on the stage, and Seifer had to blink a couple times. Is he wearing a skirt?!
Just like all my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
Sora came on next, standing on Hayner's left, wearing the exact same thing. Riku gulped, his aquamarine eyes never straying from Sora.
When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
Roxas strolled on last, standing beside Hayner's left. Axel took in the short skirt and bare midriff shirt with an off-shoulder that Roxas wore. This was defiantly worth the wait.
Can't change the way I am
Sexy, naughty, bitchy me
All three boys posed in different ways as the spotlights went onto them. Seifer swore he saw Hayner turn and wink at him, then spun around, his green skirt swishing against his bare legs while his friends followed.
Their outfits were all pretty much the same, with off-shoulder midriff shirt, school uniform skirts (only Hayner's was green, not blue), and black high heels. These boys wanted the attention and the stage, and they were getting both.
I'm the kind of girl that girls don't like
I'm the kind that boys fantasize
Hayner worked his hips, his hands sliding down his body as Sora and Roxas echoed his movements. No one, not even Pence and Olette in the back, wanted to look away.
I'm the kind that your momma and your daddy were afraid you'd turn out to be like
Hayner snapped his fingers at that, smirking at the crowd. Setzer licked his lips.
I may seem unapproachable
But that's only to the boys who don't have the right approach
Or ride that makes a girl like me wanna hop in and roll
Hayner walked towards the front of the stage while Sora and Roxas stayed where they were. They all moved their hips in a wide arch, and the trio all dropped to their knees at the end of the lyric, right as the music changed a bit.
People think it's intimidating
When a girl is cool with her sexuality
Hayner spread his legs as his fingers tangled in his own hair, half-lidded brown eyes searching the crowd until he found his target.
Seifer stiffened in his chair (or it could have been his dick) as Hayner turned his head to him, looking…was there even a word for it? He didn't know what to do except sit there and stare, watching as Hayner shimmed backwards until his head was near his feet.
I'm a 180 stereotype
Girls like staying home and being innocent
As the lyrics continued, the trio stood to their feet, but didn't stand straight up. Bent at the waist, they all began to slide their hands up their legs. Hayner pulled his skirt up a bit, and Setzer shifted uncomfortably in his seat.
The song went back to the beginning of the song, and Roxas and Sora took the stage, Hayner backing up to allow them to dance. Axel and Riku's eyes never strayed.
Once the "sexy naughty bitchy me" part was over, the music changed again, and Hayner strolled up between Sora and Roxas to join them.
My mouth never takes a holiday
I always shock with the things I say
I was always the kid in school
Who turned up to each class 'bout an hour late
Hayner, Roxas and Sora put their hands on their hips and turned to one side, heads still looking out into the crowd. They began a dance routine, and Seifer could tell they had practiced this a lot. How long had this been planned? He interrupted his own thoughts when the lyrics and the dance continued.
And when it came to the guys I'd lay
I'd always pick the ones who won't figure out
That I'm clearly a rebel to the idea of monogamy
Seifer was starting think he would never be able to get out of his seat, what with the major erection he was sprouting. Hayner was all bare legs and sexy skirt and…fuck this, Lamer. You are so getting it tonight. Seifer didn't know Setzer was thinking along the same lines.
The song repeated, then went back to "skirts being too sexy", Hayner and his friends still dancing with full energy, sweat glistening off them. Seifer had no clue what to do when the next part came up.
Sexy sexy sexy
Hayner shook his hips in a Shakira-like way, looking right at Seifer as he did so. He was shocked when Hayner sashayed over to where he was seated, then jumped off at the last "sexy".
Naughty naughty naughty
Sora merely walked to Riku, jumped down, then kissed him lightly on the lips, his smile still smug. Sora wanted to be naughty, and Riku didn't want to stop him.
Bitchy bitchy bitchy
Axel knew what was coming as Roxas went to him and got off the stage, the blue skirt looking absolutely delicious on him.
Me
The beat was still the same, but the dance had changed.
Sexy sexy sexy
Hayner climbed onto Seifer's lap as his part started up again, then rolled his hips downward. Holy shit! Hayner smirked; Seifer was now his, and he was completely speechless.
Naughty naughty naughty
Sora copied Hayner, climbing on Riku's lap easily. He put his arms around Riku's neck and smiled coyly. He knew he was getting it tonight.
Bitchy bitchy bitchy
Roxas followed his partners, sliding onto Axel's lap. He pressed his chest against his boyfriend's, their faces close together. The red-head slightly shook his head, trying to believe this was actually happening, and his boyfriend only winked.
Me
At that, they all grinned and moved their hips in unison. The song repeated again, but the trio didn't leave. Instead, their own lap dances continued. Then the lyrics switched up a bit, and they all hopped off and jumped back on stage, leaving their victims alone in their seats.
I like all my shorts to be a little too shorty
Unlike all of my guys
I like them tall with money
I love all of my nights to end a little bit nasty
Can't change the way I am
The trio still danced as one, and they made sure to keep it sexual and sensual.
Sexy, naughty, bitchy me
Riku and Axel were already planning…thing. Seifer and Setzer, though both were unaware of each other, they were high strung on what a performance Hayner was giving.
I pick my skirts to be sexy
Just like my thoughts, a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls, bitchy
Can't change I am
Sexy, naughty, bitchy me
The song abruptly ended, and the red lights turned off, leaving everything dark. A couple seconds went by, and the crowd suddenly burst into applause, getting up and giving a standing ovation.
When the lights turned back on, Axel, Riku, and Setzer were gone. Seifer, however, was still sitting, his face blank. Rai and Fuu came over to him, both smirking at the state their leader was in. It had clearly worked.
"So?" Fuu asked, sitting down beside him.
"Did ya' like the show?" Rai said, grinning when Seifer still didn't respond.
Fuu glanced at Rai, then quickly smacked the back of Seifer's head, his beanie falling off. He snapped out of his stupor, glaring at Fuu as he shoved the beanie back over his head. Rai held back laughter, then asked,
"How was the show?"
Seifer's blue eyes rested on the stage again, and they went slightly dazed. He was repeating the entire performance in his head, memorizing the ways the spotlight had hit Hayner, making him look surreal.
"Fuck, it was…you guys knew about this, didn't you?" he accused them.
"Maybe." Fuu said, but her smile gave it away.
"Well, I was truly unprepared for it." he said, getting up (Fuu smirked at a certain bulge). "I should go see Lamer –"
"Hayner." Fuu countered, and Seifer rolled his eyes.
"– Hayner, and tell him how is dance was."
With that, he stalked off, trying to appear normal with his hard-on. Fuu tsked, and Rai looked at her.
"Looks like it worked. Nice job to both you and Olette." he told her, and she smiled.
So there you guys are, a nice little talent show of sorts.
1st song: "Bringing Sexy Back" by Justin Timberlake
2nd song: "Buttons" by Pussycat Dolls
3rd song: "Sexy Naughty Bitchy" by Tata Young
I love these songs, and Roxas actually does do the dance from the "Buttons" music video.
Look these songs up if you'd like.
Have a great yaoi day and, OH! Guess what?!
THERE'S GOING TO BE ANOTHER PART AFTER THIS! LEMON~!
Ah, I love smut.
