Prison Life Sucks


This story will star some of the famous Minecraft Youtubers. Enjoy!


(As the blocky sun rises over the land of Minecraftia, its light shines and reveals all the life on the land and the beings on it. From sheep graves upon the grasses to cows being lead into their pens at local farms, life was pretty much tranquil and peaceful. However, not all the light shined in everywhere. About 15 miles away from the sunlight lies a huge building, built in the middle of nowhere. A prison building, actually. And inside, multiple cells are seen, each of them have iron bars and a door controlled by a switch that is outside of the cell. All is quiet until a being, dressed in glowing armor with a sword in hand, appears from a hallway. He has a large bang that covered his right eye and the left eye is uncovered and is brown, and has headphones over his head. It's none other than Deadlox, the prison's police officer and guard. It is his job to boss the other prisoners around and force them to do what he says. But also, he has to make sure that they don't try and escape. He calls out for the prisoners).

-Deadlox: Rise and shine, maggots!

(Some voices are heard throughout the prison. At one particular cell, a being is seen walking towards the cells and looks out. It was Dawn, Sky's girlfriend. She has blue and pink hair, has one blue eye and one green eye, dressed in a blue shirt with black pants, and has red gloves and shoes. She looks and sees everyone else waking up as well. All except Sky. Fortunately, she shared the same cell with him and looks over. The butter king is seen sleeping across his bed, a strand of drool escaping out of the corner of his mouth. Dawn sighs annoyingly and walks over to wake him up).

-Dawn: Sky, come on! Wake up! Deadlox is here!

(Sky just mumbles and turns the other way. Dawn sighs again. But then, she figures out a way to wake him by. By saying the one thing that always gets Sky excited).

-Dawn: SKY, BUTTER!

(Like a flash of lighting, Sky is off his feet and looks everywhere in the cell for the supposed butter).

-Sky: Where!? Where!?

-Dawn: I was just kidding! I needed you to wake up!

-Sky: Aw! You jerk! I miss my butter already! Why did we have to get sent here anyway!?

-Dawn: Because you tried to eat a palm tree! And I got sent here because they thought I was an accomplice!

(Dawn and Sky stop talking when Deadlox yells again).

-Deadlox: Report to the front of your cells immediately!

(Sky and Dawn hurry over to the front of the cell and see the guard. The rest of the prisoners do the same thing as well. There is Ssuddee, a man with a short beard and sunglasses and dressed in dark clothing. Next, there is Jerome, a furry animal-thing, or whatever, with brown fur and dressed in a black suit. Lastly, there is HuskyMudkipz, a Pokemon-based being dressed in a grayish suit. Deadlox starts unlocking their doors and leads the prisoners to the back of the prison).

-Deadlox: Now that everyone is here, I'd like to play a game with you all.

-Sky: (excitingly) Are we gonna beat up SQUIDS!?

-Deadlox: Shut it, palm tree eater!

-Sky: Make me!

(Deadlox pulls out a bow and grabs it for Sky's head).

-Sky: Okay! Okay, I'll shut up!

-Deadlox: Good. Now, we're gonna play "Red Light, Green Light". You all know what you gotta do. Try to reach the end of the prison, but don't even think about trying to rush into my office, up the stairs and across the passageway above us towards freedom.

-Jerome: I don't like this game.

-Deadlox: Well, too FUCKING bad! You all are gonna play this game and you're gonna like it. Now, let's begin.

(Deadlox walks a few steps away from everyone until he is at a decent distance from them).

-Deadlox: Okay, green light!

(Everyone begins to walk forward).

-Deadlox: Red light!

(Everyone stops walking).

-Ssundee: I'm so scared.

-Deadlox: Green light!

(Everyone begins to walk forward again).

-Deadlox: Red light!

(Everyone stops, but unfortunately, HuskyMudkipz stops a little too late).

-Deadlox: Husky, you're dead!

(Deadlox pulls out his bow and aims for the defenseless Minecrafter. He yelps and runs for the hallway. Deadlox aims for the being and fires. The arrow zooms through the air like a bullet and hits HuskyMudkipz in the back of the head. The others scream in terror as his body quickly disappears. He then spawns in the upper right cell of the prison. Deadlox lowers his bow and faces anyone).

-Deadlox: Okay, let's resume. Green light!

(Everyone once again walks forward. Sky reaches the end of the prison and is stopped by Deadlox).

-Deadlox: Congratulations, Sky. In honor of your risk to reach the end, you get to borrow my sword, but in return, you need to kill Dawn with it.

(Sky gasps and looks over to his lover. Dawn gives him a face of worry. Sky doesn't know what to do. As much as he wanted to escape this hellhole, he also didn't want to be put in a position where he had to harm someone close and dear to him. Sky stands his ground and comes out with an answer).

-Sky: No way! Dawn is my GF! I will never hurt her!

-Deadlox: Do it unless you wanna take an arrow to the knee!

(Deadlox shoves his sword into Sky's arms. Sky turns around and slowly grabs the sword in one of his hands).

-Deadlox: It's your choice, Sky. Do it or join HuskyMudkipz in the upper cells.

-Sky: (Groans) What I wouldn't give for some butter right now...


Oh my gosh! Will Sky have to do the decision or will he have enough sacrifice and bravery to not do the evil deed? Stay tuned for more!


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(P.S. I made this story purely for fun).