AN: My first story I feel good enough about to start publishing. The chapters will be short, but I'll try to make them sweet. Please go ahead and give me a healthy dose of constructive criticism if necessary. I encourage it. All suggestions welcome.

"When given a second chance, you damn well better take it"

Well crap baskets.

Here I am, lying down on a comfy spiked fence having been drop kicked out of a 10 story building by a drunken, high, martial arts master/criminal. That'll teach me to follow a drug dealer home. Yet the only thing I can think of is how many people I'll scare before they get me down, and whether or not I'll get to haunt the packet sniffer for it.

Ah, their screams are like music to my ears. The Dark Brotherhood knew what they were talking about. I'm 2spooky4them.

And there they are, the sirens. I was wondering how long it'd take them. Sheesh, how am I still alive? Not that I'm complaining mind you. It's just, I'm pretty sure I've been impaled enough times Dante'd flinch at the sight.

I can hear them, they think I'm dead. 'Whistle~' yeah dummies you should see your faces! Never seen a corpse sing? Neither have I. I'd chuckle if I could but the light is fading, and I can't use Cast Light as I never bothered looking for it. Wait, that was in a game, not reality. I guess that's the lightheadedness.

Sheesh give me a full restore why don't you idiots. Though I'm not a Pokemon so I'm not sure it'd work.

Hey, guess what. I'm dead. "Ppppppppp…" I stuck my tongue out at them right before death. I am satisfied.


"Ugh my head." I say as I rise to my feet.

"Quiet you, you don't have a head to feel pain with!" Exclaims a rather irritated voice.

I open my eyes and look around. In front of me I see a very irritated crow and a slot machine, behind me I see a line of rather disgruntled translucent people, and all around me looks like an assassins creed loading screen.

"Aaaah, I see. Normal people might say, 'oh no, I'm dead aren't I?' But I kinda remember the whole death and I highly doubt it's every day someone survives being drop kicked from ten stories onto a fence." I see many people in the line flinch and nod their heads in agreement. A couple of "sorry's" are there too. The crow however glares at me with impatience and says "if you're done jabbering I have a job to do! Approach the machine and play for where you'll be reborn."

I nod feeling some slight excitement at the prospect of reincarnation.

I approach the machine and press the button. It goes for 15 seconds before stopping; Yu Gi Oh, Cowboy Bepop, and Night Angel Trilogy.

"Again!" He squawks.

I go for another this time getting: Dragon Ball, Broken Empire Saga, and Souls Series.

The crow stares at me when I look at him and I press the button again, getting: LoTR, Feudal Japan, and A Tree.

The crow scowls before yelling "try thinking about where you want to go and then click you buffoon!"

I give him a 'Really?' Look and press again thinking about what I want but not deciding entirely.

The Elder Scrolls, The Elder Scrolls, Fallout.

The bird gives me an exasperated look before the blonde young man behind me says "hey man, let's go somewhere together now that we know the secret. Focus on your favourite fictional place."

I nod and press again knowing wholeheartedly where I want to go. And hoping to god I'm not brought back as the girl it gets its namesake from's brother. Not too much of a fan of incest despite it being wincest. Not that I have any plans or anything.

I let out a perverse giggle causing the crow to roll his eyes.

RWBY, RWBY, RWBY. Time to put my foreknowledge to good use eh?

My vision starts to go white and I hear the dude behind me say "Sweet, I call dibs on Ruby!"

I start to say "Hell no she's mi-" before I disappear.


I slowly open my eyes and look around. Noticing myself in my usual attire and still 17.

'Sweet' I think. 'I don't have to grow up again'

As I gather my bearings I notice a white light appears and disappears leaving the now easy to see blonde in front of me.

"I got here first pal I win." I say as he gets up.

He looks at me and sighs. "Sure, I'll get someone else"

I smirk and realize something "Dude, you look exactly like a younger Taiyang"

He raises an eyebrow and looks at himself "ah snap you're right! I thought birdbrain was joking when he said as punishment for cheating my way into the same world as you I'd have to be someone already there."

I laugh and say "look on the bright side, at least you get Summer… Oh crap baskets."

He looks at me worriedly before asking "what, what's wrong?"

I reply with "I hope you don't mind the 17 year age difference between me and your future daughter, hehehehehe…" While sheepishly scratching the back of my head.

He scowls and says "oh I mind pal." Before his expression softens and says "so what's your name? Mine is pretty obvious now."

I nod and say "Henry, Henry J Geist."

He is about to reply before we hear a growling sound and before we have a chance a hit knocks me flying into a tree. "Well crap baskets. At least we have aura."

Taiyang says "Dude run, we don't have any weapons!" As he begins to back away from the now revealed Alpha Beowolf.

I try to get up only to find myself skewered before I can act.

"You gotta be kidding me! Again?!" I yell indignantly with huge claws impaling me.

"Ack! Tai run! I've been kebab'd!" I shout and he nods before running off.

I stare the Grimm right in the eyes and say "I won't go down easy you pure evil son of a screwdriver!"

It tilts its head in confusion before opening its jaws to bite me. I jam a hand in its eye and blind it permanently. It roars angrily before chomping my poor head.

Well, Crap baskets.