I got this idea from DarkHorseBlueSky's and many other peolpe's fic's 'Dear Fanfiction Writers' stories for pretty much everything, I noticed warriors didn't seem to have any. So I thought, there are so many things that I and all you guys out there hate people doing to warrior cats. Here we go!

Dear Crazy Two-leg Writers,

We do not curse or swear. We say 'Oh My StarClan' not 'Oh my God', we do not use the same swear words you two-legs do, we have our own style. Come on! We don't know you're language, therefore do not know what you use when you curse.

Sincerely, from a very annoyed

Mousefur.

Look I figured she wouldn't have much time to shine. This I what it will be like! If you have ideas review them or PM me, reviews are welcomed. Flames will be used to roast marshmallows. :-)