The dirty pawed bunny stayed with me during the holiday. This is what came out of it.. It's just silly..
Forgive the grammar and tenses mistakes, in my country, we don't have past or future tenses.
Believe it or not, their not mine.. seriously..
"Dean, it's okay.."
"It's not okay Sammy! I look like a freak!"
Dean was sitting on the bed, his back rested against the headboard, he childishly have been covering himself with the motel's blankets for about an hour now, while his younger brother just stood at the foot of the bed, unable to do anything.
"Dean, come on, we got a case here, you can't possibly stayed in the room the whole time, I might need backup"
"I've called Cas"
"Why? What's going on?" the said angel suddenly appeared in the center of the room.
"Oh, hi Cas" Sam greeted him politely.
"Hi, Sam. Is that Dean?" He pointed to the human shaped blanket.
"Yes, that's Dean being silly"
"I am not!" he replied from inside the blanket, "You would hid yourself too if it's happen to you Samantha!"
Suddenly there's a knock on the door. Sam went to the door and opened it. "Meg, what are you doing here?"
"Dean text me. What's the emergency gentlemen?" She looked around the room as she stepped inside.
"Dean? You asked Meg to come?" the younger Winchester couldn't believe that his brother involved the snarky demon into this.
"Yeah, I figured since you'd be busy with the case and Cas is to back you up, I need Meg to fetch something for me, besides.. she's 'technically' a girl" Dean explained from inside the blanket.
Meg rolled her eyes. "Fetch you? I'm not your dog, jackass. What's going on? Dean, if you're trying to be a mummy, I suggest you use pure Egyptian cotton, instead of cheap 20% polyester piece of crap"
"Shut up Meg" Dean said with a growl.
Sam interrupted them before the bickering escalated. "Look guys, we're on a case, a vampire was starting a nest at a factory just outside town"
"Wait, the old Nair factory?" Meg asked.
"Yes.." Sam answered with a sigh.
"Sammy.." Dean said with a threatening tone in his voice.
"They have to know, Dean" Sam continued, "While we're fighting off the vampire, Dean got tossed to a stack of barrel, and it fell on him.. The content that is.. So.."
"He's as bald as a Sphynx cat.. Is he?" Meg stifled a laugh. Sam looked at her, biting his lower lip, desperately trying not to laugh at the image she implied. And they failed in mere seconds, both of them burst laughing, clutching their stomach with tears in their eyes, ignoring Dean's threat to kick them both. Cas looked at them and huffed, obviously didn't enjoy the same humor.
"Dean, come out. It can't be that bad. Maybe I can fix it for you" Cas said trying to comfort his friend.
"Yeah Dean, who knows you're as sexy as Vin Diesel when you're bald" Meg said, followed with a giggle.
"Shut up Meg"
Slowly Dean unwrapped the blanket covering his head. They were soon amazed by the sight, not a single hair was found on Dean's head. His hair, his eyebrow, even his eyelash.. All gone.
"Dammit Dean.. I'll be honest with you" Meg said in a husky tone followed with a flick of tongue on her lower lips, "Your new look is as sexy as... Little grey alien.. muahahahahaa" She clapped her hands in amusement like a retarded seal.
"Sammy! Get me Ruby's Knife! We'll see how you like it without hair Meg!" Dean snapped at her.
"There's no need for violence," immediately Cas stepped between the demon and the pissed hunter, and said with a calm tone "To me you are still God's most wonderful creation Dean.."
"Umm.. Thanks Cas"
Cas continued, the corner of his lips tugged to a small smile ".. The hairless ape,.. literally speaking"
Sam and Meg's laughter boomed in the small room.
I just can't get enough of Meg.. :)
