Ghostly Mishaps

by Yoshizilla-Fan

Yoshizilla-Fan: I'll be honest. Lately I have been watching this new Pac-man show, and much like Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus with Wreck-it-Ralph, I loved it enough to make fan fiction of it. Dat Lord Betrayus and his minions are to laugh about, and plus the show does contain a lot of gassy toilet humor, which is amusing to a certain extent. And that crush Pinky has on Pac-man is probably why she chases him in Pac-man the game, so what about the other three? Never mind.

Disclaimer: Everything in this story belongs to its rightful owners.

10/16/13 UPDATE: I changed the title from Ghostly Misadventures to something more sensible. And added a disclaimer just to be safe. I have also slightly modified this first chapter as a way to improve it.


Pacster and his pals were sitting in Mr. Globulus' classroom, with Skeebo chucking paper balls at him.

"Ha! Chuck down these berries, you stupid yellow lemonade ball!" Skeebo teased. "Maybe if you eat one, you'll get paper powers! Ha ha!" he mocked with a sarcastic tone.

Pac-man sighed, not feeling to urge to fight back, being the overly nice yellow one he was.

"Can you believe that guy?" Spiral stated. "After all that Pacster has ever done to save Pac World from Lord Betrayus."

Cylindra patted Pacster on the back. "Don't let him get to you. He's a jerk without a soul. And to think I once dated him!"

Pac-man laughed in response to Cylie's comment in his young, seemingly feminine voice. "Yeah, he is a jerk. A big ol' jerk face if you ask me!" Pac joked.

Skeebo growled in rage. His blue body somehow turning red. "You're gonna pay for that one, Pac-face!"

Meanwhile, one of Betrayus' slug cams was spying on Pac-man from underneath the front desk.


In the Netherworld, Lord Betrayus was watching Pac-man laughing with his friends, growling as he clenched his metal fingers together. "Look at that big ball of yellow laughing it up with his stupid friends! Oh it makes me so mad that I haven't gotten rid of him yet!"

Butt-ler floated up next to Betrayus. "My lord, might I suggest going up there and dealing with him yourself?"

Betrayus growled in rage. "I already told you and that big butt on your face! I like to have all my ghostly servants take care of things for me! I'd rather just stay here and watch from here!"

Mr. Buttocks floated up next to Butt-ler, laughing when Betrayus mentioned Butt-ler's butt shaped head. "Big butt on his face! Zat is hysterical und humorous!"

"Oh shut up, stupid twin of mine! You have a big butt on your face too!" Butt-ler pointed out.

"You take that back!" Mr. Buttocks and Butt-ler started arguing with each other while Lord Betrayus smacked himself in his ghostly face. "Oh, why do I even have those two as my closest servants?" he sighed.

The Ghost Gang which consisted of Blinky, Inky, Pinky and Clyde suddenly floated into the room, seeing the two butt faced ghosts arguing as Lord Betrayus lied down on his couch, feeling unable to do anything about his two ghost servants.

"What do you four want? Can't you see I'm busy?" Betrayus told them.

"Just wanted to know how you were doing, Lord Betrayous." Blinky stated.

"Yeah. We were just...playing Pac-man and losing on purpose." Inky mentioned, rubbing his ghostly arm behind his ghostly head. "You know, to show you how much we hate Pac-man, the yellow guy."

Pinky nodded, giggling nervously as she spoke. "Yeah. It's not like I have a crush on him or anything like that."

Clyde rubbed his ghostly chin, which ironically he didn't have due to being a ghost. "You know, after seeing myself in that game, I don't understand why I'm so big and fat compared to-"

"Idiots!" Betrayus exclaimed. "You're supposed to be getting rid of the real Pac-man! Not that virtual Pac-man in that stupid game that inspired the TV show that inspired this fanfic!" Betrayus crossed his arms. "Besides, I'm not even in that game."

"Wow. He must be jealous of us." Blinky whispered to Pinky, Inky and Clyde, who nodded and chuckled to themselves.

Betrayus growled in annoyance. "Never mind! I'll just send my ghosts to attack Pac World again! And this time, make sure he doesn't have any of those berries to help him! That way we can destroy him just like in that stupid 80's video game!"

The two butt headed ghosts stopped arguing as Butt-ler overheard Betrayus' plan. "Your ghastliness, we already tried that once, what makes you think it will work again?"

"Silence, you incompetent fool!" Betrayus hollered back. "I'm the ruler of the Netherworld, and I can do whatever the Netherworld I want!"

Butt-ler sighed as Betrayus floated out to gather his ghostly minions.