Hello everyone! :D

This 'thing' was born after someone pointed out (though I think most of us have noticed) that Gaara's father doesn't have a name - fact that was discussed again recently after chapter 546 came out.

It is extremely stupid, so forgive me ^^;

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Ja ne,
Temari 88


Naruto's Fail

Naruto was in Gaara's bedroom, busy pacing around as he tried uselessly to straighten out his clothes and put in some semblance of order his hair.

The blond was fairly nervous for what was about to happen, as soon as his redheaded lover came to get him—Naruto was going to meet Gaara's father officially... of course the man knew about him, for he had no doubt heard of him not only from his youngest son, but also from his other two 'children'.

That was what worried the blond: Gaara would probably let things slide, pointing out his virtues rather than his faults, but there was no mistaking in Naruto's mind that Temari and Kankurou would certainly put all their effort in describing him throughoutly... not that they didn't like him (he made their baby brother happy after all) but they simply were bastar—extremely honest.

Despite that, thought, Naruto was dead set on making a splendid first impression on the Yondaime Kazekage! He'd give his very best to positively impress the man so that he won't have second guesses on letting him date his future successor.

Standing in front of Suna's leader, with Gaara at his side, Naruto finally spoke directly to the man he had come to see. "Hey there, Papakage, how's it going?"

Complete silence greeted the sentence, while all color drained from the Yondaime's face, Gaara's brow twitched imperceptibly and the other two Sabaku siblings dropped on the floor trying to hold on their laughter.

Naruto's mission: Best First Impression Ever - the biggest fail ever recorded in the 'Uzumaki Naruto-Yondaime Kazekage embarrassing (dreadful, idiotic) moments' list.

To this day, the blond Konohan still gets laughed at by all the Sabakus and his friends for that.