There was once Turbo, who was god of speed from the wrath of the ogrelord. Then there was SANIC, SANIC HE HEGEHOG who go faster faster faster faster faster. They were both straight and they want to win every race as they are candidates for Mario Kart 8.
One day Sanic was going to go fast then suddenly he met Turbo who is speed gotta go faster than Sanic. The two idiots decided to make a race that will hit the max, beyond the speed of light.
The race begun and Turbo and Sanic ran 1500000000000000000000000 miles an hour. That is true sanic speed. Sanic was gaining speed while Turbo started to tire out. It was his chance. Sanic picked up an item block and got the 7 chaos emeralds, causing him to go Super Sanic, making him twice as gotta go fast than ever. Then the third competitor came as an even faster rate than Supre Sanic. It's Shrek. The allmighty ogrelord. Shrek whispered in Sanic's ear "This is my race." Shrek attempted to do what he usually does, but Sanic went faster when Shrek did not catch up. Turbo went even faster than Super Sanic going at 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 miles an hour. Sanic and Turbo go toward the finish line. Suddenly, Shrek got the chance to finally do to them. He grabbed Sanic and Turbo and did a threesome. Shrek slowly went to the finish line and dropped Sanic and Turbo.
Shrek won the race. No one was surprised at how dank this racing event has to be. Shrek and Shadow did a lovely kiss when the ceremony started. Sanic and Turbo tried to kill the ogrelord, but he was too ogrepowered. No one can even beat the ogrelord at these events. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
