One day, Ashley and Red were searching through Wario's trash. When interviewer came to interview them and asked "dicky dicky dicky dicky desu ka is that true?" Red was like "OH SHIT NIGGA". Then Dexter said. "Get the fuck out of my meth lab, Wario." then ashley used her magioc to turn them into dolph lundgren. And then, by a stroke of sheer genius, Wario started assfucking Waluigi.. Suddenly, Dr. Crygor started raping Penny with a cactus. then waluigi say "wario why you do this". "Then Wario exploding in a shower of anal fluid, and... Because," Wario replied, "I am Kira.". Suddenly, Ashley started using her wand as a dildo, screaming Giygas' name in ecstasy. and then John was a zombie. then waluigi said "let the games begin...the cell games". And Wario ascended into Safer-Wario, enveloping the city in his wake. actually is dolan. SPIDER-MAN OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE. Ashley came with the force of a thousand tainted suns as the dread lord Boxxy was released from her dimension. and then they all fucked. And then Twilight Sparkle was there. Getting raped by horsefuckers. The vast vats of equine essence flowing onto the ground around her. rarity pulled her head off of Big Mac's throbbing red dick, so she could use her face to catch his cum. Wario's genteel, homespun mannerisms were perfect qualities for a president residing over a crisis. BONERS RISE. BRAS FALL. THREAD SURVIVES. WOW. Films about impending apocalypse fascinate you. Plus, an anime president? Now you've seen everything! Then wario humped a door till he got splinters in his dick. The end.
