Here is my newest creation, the first ever AmericaxBelgium fic (that's in English anyway) Its odd to be honest, because America and Belgium have a really friendly relationship IRL.

P.S rated M for swearing and lots of sexy tiem later on.


"I'm a dick! You're the dick! You fatass!" This was bad, America and Belgium always got along so well, but today they were at each other's throats like Greece and Turkey.

"What's that? Speak up, I can't hear you with your head so far up your ass..." America cupped his hand to his ear and Belgium's face turned bright red and she looked like she just might hit him. She could only struggle out two words in her anger.

"FUCK YOU!" She gritted her teeth and clenched her fists.

"That's funny, because you almost did when I saved your sorry ass from Germany." Everyone, including America, knew that was too far. Belgium's anger turned into shock and hurt as she stormed out of the conference. "B-Belgium..." America whispered while reaching out to her, but she was gone. She doesn't know her way around New York, so she would probably get lost. "I should go get her."

"Stop Alfred." Someone said from behind him, it was England.

"Hey Arthur..." America said with zero enthusiasm. England just gave him an upset look. "I know, I know. I'm an enormous ass and I need to go apologize to my friend...and, you also helped free her from Germany."

"That's right, your not as stupid as I thought." America walked out of the conference to hunt down Belgium. After about an hour of searching he found her sitting on a bench by a fountain looking at the ground. He walked up to the bench and sat next to her. They sat in silence for awhile before America finally spoke.

"My fountains are crap compared to South's, huh?" Belgium looked up at him, he looked really serious. It didn't really fit him. "And my beer is awful compared to yours." America seemed to get more and more depressed every time he spoke. "And I can't bank like Switzerland. Hell the only important contributions I've ever made are the car and the A-bomb. Great, I can pollute the earth and blow it up too. When i'm gone I won't be remembered for anything good, hell I won't be remembered at all because I have no history." Then Belgium finally spoke.

"Everyone will remember you...and you made a lot more than just the car and the atom bomb...you also made the revolver." They laughed to themselves and then fell silent, and after another long silence America breaks it again.

"Listen...Bel...I'm really sorry for what I said back there and I'm sure you don't like me like that. By the way, France also offed to sleep with me when I saved him too." They laughed again.

"I...I never said I didn't like you l-like that" Belgium blushed and looked away from America, but she slid closer to him. America blushed too, but moved closer. "And you never did let me thank you for saving me back in the war...".

"W-well, Iggy helped...and I'm the hero, there's no thanks necessary..." America said rubbing the back of his head.

"But the hero..." Belgium swallowed hard "The hero always gets the girl..." They were looking at each other now. They were so close...there faces only inches apart, they could feel each others warmth.

"America..." she whispered.


Ohhh! you'll just have to wait until next time ^_^

Very special thanks to belgium287 for helping me make my Belgium less OOC.

with love,

~Disliked