arthurs note: dis is my fist sry so plesrevow. Thx for the help mikey, luv u babe xxx


one day i woak up the wait of my pregnant breast was presering down on me, "i hate my so big i esclaimed triumpently! i got up andwalked overto my mirrorr. and i notised my long silky black hair sweying in the breze, i had died the tips purpel becose was an emoo. it hid my eies which were borwn. my skin was pail becaus I was emo. it was streched tightly acros my enorous boobs witch were enormous with erogenous nipples. i took of my pjamas and stared at myslef and my reflection wos starred back "Hi!" it said. OMG! I esclaimed.
my mom called VALKERY time for breakfast! I went downstars and ate some black tost. then it waos time for for the funneral. we hoped in the bently and drove to the funeral. when we arrive their was lots of piple crying. but theywas not as sad as me becase it was my dads funneral. My father godron wos murdererd and my mother was killed herslef becase this upset her!, this is why ibecame emo. I new most of the peple but there was this one man who i didnt his name was Skulldoggery Plesent.
OMG your a skelton" i esclaimed that;s so emu. Who are you? he axed. "My nam is Valkerie Cain" "Are YOU an emo?" he then axed? Yeah how did you no?! Are you? "No I am a nectomancyier"
Whats that? I said, I will show you he said and he shot a shadow from his hand. OMG can you teach me how to do it.""Yes, okay your so atractive"
"Thanks I said" we drove away in the bently. It was a 54 type R type continntal that Skuldugry had did up so it was really fast" we drove away to his house .
We pulled in front of his house and Ghastly was waiting for us there He was whereing some hot leather pants made by Bespok the tailer.
"Skulbuggery!help! somebody has invaided my vault! Can you find out who done it?!' he esclaimed.
So then we all went off becaus Skullduggery was a skeloton detective.