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Houston the Golfer

Nick, Jackie, and the kids were all outside in their backyard. Jasmine was sitting next to Jackie on the patio drinking apple juice while Jackie had a tight grip on Johnna. Nick had bought Houston a plastic golf set and he was trying to teach Houston how to use it, without much luck though.

"Ok bud, like this." Nick said as he showed Houston how to hit the ball with the golf club. Houston had a different idea though, when it was his turn he picked the ball up and threw it as hard as he could across the yard and then grinned widely at Nick.

"Houden funny." Jasmine giggled.

Jackie had to agree with her.

"That's cheating you little stinker." Nick said with a laugh as he went to retrieve the golf ball.

Nick showed him how to do it again.

This time Houston hit the ball like Nick, it didn't go very far but at least he hit it.

"There you go, good job kiddo." Nick said.

Once Houston knew how to play there was no stopping him, he'd hit the ball and then run over to it and hit it again and again, giggling like mad every time he wacked it. Everyone was having a blast watching him too, the whole family was laughing (except for Johnna because she had fallen asleep.)

"Baw" Houston said happily as he went over to the ball and wacked it yet again, this time it hit something though, actually someone. It hit Nick right in his special place.

Nick immediately bent over in sheer agony.

"Uh-oh." Jasmine said.

Jackie's hand flew to her mouth.

"Honey are you alright?" She asked.

"Yeah, I just hope you didn't want any more kids, because I don't that'll happen now." Nick said with his voice a little higher than normal.

Jackie tried to not chuckle as she went over to Nick and grabbed him by the arm. "Come on, let's go get you some ice." She said.

They took a couple of steps and then turned back to look at Houston. The little boy seemed oblivious to what he had just done.

"Baw." He said as he smacked it again as hard as he could.

Luckily though, this time the ball went in the opposite direction from where anyone was standing.

"Come on buddy, let's go in for a while, you're poor daddy needs a break." Jackie told the child.

"No baw?" Houston asked sadly.

"You can come practice again later." Jackie said.

Houston scowled but he put down the plastic golf club and followed Nick and Jackie.

"Come on Jazz." Jackie said.

"Juice?" Jasmine asked.

"Yep, you can bring your juice, come on."

Jasmine happily grabbed her juice cup and then got up and followed the rest of the family into the house.

"How ya doin?" Jackie asked Nick after he had sat with the ice pack for a while.

"It's better than it was, but it's still sore." He said.

Jackie could help the smirk that escaped from her lips.

"It's not funny Jackie, that hurt." He said defensively.

"I'm sorry honey but the look on your face when he hit you was priceless, and the fact that he just ran after the golf ball and hit it again without even noticing what he did was hilarious."

"Yeah, I still don't think it's too funny." Nick said with a half scowl.

"How about after the kids go to bed tonight we have some fun." She whispered sweetly in his ear.

"You want sex tonight? Seriously tonight of all nights you're in the mood."

"I was just seeing what you'd say, but you must really be in pain if you'd turn down sex." She said with a grin.

"You think?" He said incredulously.

She smiled innocently at him.

Nick rolled his eyes.

"After making so much fun of me you best be in the mood when I heal." Nick said before getting up off the couch and going up to the master bedroom.

Poor guy, and to think I really would have had sex with him tonight. She thought to herself with a half smile.

The End! I hope you like it, please review.