Chatper 1- Strat of nu beging
Bob wus on plain tring to kil Zobies to be an hero to get shinny madel so he would be famus so he jioned the army to figth all teh zobies in teh army.
He was graet soeldur and cuold shot zobies form far awaey and tehy wuold al died and he says im greatst soupr sodeir in teh wourld!1!1!one1
Juts den comander sheperd says bob figth al teh zobies an u wil get shinny goaeld madel oh no hear come teh zobies!
Bob garbed teh palsmea rifle adn says zobies u wil die!1! But zobie garbed his leg and cudent move so he was zobie.
