Harry walked hand in hand with his new girlfriend Hermione. He leaned in and kissed her sweet lips.

Suddenly Ron came skipping down the street to Harry and Hermione.

"Whats going on lovers, can I be apart, of this um whatever this is."

Then Hermione screamed in her British accent "No you dirty toad !"

"Hermione, he`s not a dirty toad, he`s a dirty, dirty, dirty toad ," Harry yelped.

"Harry," Ron shrieked. The sun had now disappeared, now the clouds were very dark and a ugly grayish color. It was going to rain. Boom! Crack! Boom! Crack! Went the thunder. Splat! Rain drops began to fall on my hand.

"Oh, damn it's raining," Ron whined.

"No really, I thought it was sunny," Harry said. They ran quickly into the Weasley house, without Ron. Locking the thick door to Ron's house. BANG! BANG! BANG! WENT THE DOOR. Hermione and Harry were to busy to hear because they were having some hot sex and loving it.

AHHHHHHHHH! WENT HERMIONE, she was screaming. Harry started moving fast and then...

THE DOOR BURST OPEN...

It was, Ron's mom and dad. " Get out of my house right now you nasty slut and yo nasty pimp azz." Ron`s mom slapped Hermione in the face and Ron's dad grabbed harry by the arm and whispered to him. Was she good mate."

Harry looked at him and said, "I'm not sure, Mr. Weasely I didn't get to finish." The next day Harry and Hermione were going to meet in the wood's. They woke up at 8:00 a.m and were ready to resume the fun from yesterday in the woods this time.