A/N: All human! No arc reactor, no asgard, no super strength ect. ect. Idea got from Tumblr.

Tony groaned as he woke up, his head pounding and his body protesting at every movement. He opened his eyes before shutting them again quickly as the sun hit them. He tried to sit up but found out he couldn't. He squinted his eyes open again to look at what was holding him down to find Loki, shirtless from what he could see, arm splayed over him and head resting on his chest. Tony chuckled lightly, wondering what they had done this time.

He moved Loki off him then sat up, checking the time illuminated from the dashboard of the car (12:47). He exhaled heavily, in relief and disappointment, when he noticed they were both still somewhat clothed. He panicked though when he noticed a gold ring on his middle finger, did he marry someone? He quickly checked Loki's hand then sighed in relief, at least it wasn't some stranger. Then it hit him, he married Loki. He married Loki, his best friend. Thor was going to kill him. Thor had noticed his change in feelings toward Loki and would jump to conclusions.

He noticed Loki waking up slowly and pushed his panic down, grinning down at the man, "Good Afternoon, Sleeping Beauty." Loki groaned, "What did we do this time, Stark?" he asked without opening his eyes, instead turning his head away from the sun as he sat up slowly. Tony shrugged, "I don't know, I only woke up a few minutes ago." He pulled some cold water from the mini-fridge he has installed in the car and some tylenol from the glove-box and took one before passing it to Loki, hoping he wouldn't notice the new addition to their fingers.

Loki took the bottle and medication greedily, gulping it down. "Hey now, Reindeer Games, leave some for me!" Loki finished off the bottle before smirking at Tony, "Oops?" he said innocently and Tony's throat constricted and he gulped before grinning as well, albeit a bit forced, "That wasn't fair!" Loki smirked widely, "Oh well. We have more right?" Tony nodded before quickly looking away from the man beside him, realizing he was staring and got out another bottle, opening it and drinking deeply from it.

Loki stretched out as much as he could, groaning as he did so. Tony looked away, not wanting to start staring because, damn, he did want to. "What's this?" Came Loki's voice and Tony looked at him, he was gazing at the ring on his finger, Tony coughed, "We may... have gotten married." He said awkwardly. Loki looked for a slice of lying in his eyes before he laughed, "Well, thinking about all the things we've done, this isn't the worst." Tony laughed as well, 'Yeah, may be for you but we still have to tell Thor and no doubt he's going to kick my ass.' he thought glumly.

He looked out the car window and spotted the signs above him, "It seems... We are in Vegas." Loki blinked, "How?" Tony shrugged, "We got drunk obviously." Loki laughed again before looking around for his t-shirt he was wearing previously, "Stark, where are out shirts?" Tony shrugged again, "I have no idea." Loki looked around for his t-shirt for a few minutes before giving up and huffing, arms crossed over his chest. Tony grinned, "Shall we get to the airport then and catch my private jet?" Loki nodded, still looking put-out about his missing t-shirt.

Tony passed his mobile over to Loki, "Call Jim, he will want to get the jet ready." Loki took it and quickly called Jim as Tony climbed into the front seat and started up the car.

He drove for a bit before Loki finished the phone call, "Can I call Thor? No doubt he will be worrying where I am." Tony didn't answer for a few seconds, "Sure but... Can you not tell him we got married, even if accidentally?" He didn't catch the slight hurt look that crossed Loki's face, "I won't tell him."

Loki finished that conversation soon enough, they may not be brothers anymore but they were still close. Well, some of the time anyway. Tony looked through the rear-view mirror and spotted Loki looking slightly annoyed, "Thor annoy you again?" Loki looked up, surprised, before nodding, "The over-affectionate fool."

Tony smiled, "He only wants the best. Anyway, we will be at the airport soon."