Anthony was walking down the street on a beautiful summer day when a girl ran into him and dropped all of the books she was holding.

"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry," she muttered as she bent down to pick up her stuff. Anthony noticed she was very pretty.

"No, no, my fault," he said. He was blown away by her beauty. Wow. He noticed how her hair was short and flowing. He fantasized about kissing her. She was skinny and everything about her seemed to scream "pretty".

She also had a fabulous butt. That thing was MILES wide.

"This may seem sudden," Anthony started, "but, what's your name?"

Anthony was seriously considering asking her out right that second.

The girl giggled. "I'm Gertrude."

All feelings for Gertrude left that instant.

"Oh, f*ck no. That's the ugliest name I've ever heard." Anthony spit out, disgusted. Anthony quickly walked away.

Gertrude was busy watching Anthony walk away and was hit by a bus.

*Finally posted my first Smosh fic! More to come. Please review!*