In a gazebo on the top of a mountain, PLAYERNAME, wrote in his diary. 'Day 11819. I am still a virgin. I have had no man to touch my luscious and succulent penis. I have had many women in my day, but women are nothing compared to what I am looking for. I want a young, short man with an incredible brain and a deranged fascination for science as I am.'
PLAYERNAME sighed, laying his head on his desk. "Will my penis ever be stroked by another man?" When he got up from his chair, he noticed outside his window, a four-eyed individual climbing his way up to him. "Would you like some spit facts?" the man avidly asked. "You know digestion begins in the mouth. Saliva—" "Holy shit! Are you by any chance—" PLAYERNAME inquired, bewildered. The short statured man slowly approached him, thrusting his chest forward saying, "Hey, Vsauce, Michael here. Where are your bones?" "Oh my fucking god. It's you!" "Hey, PLAYERNAME. Let me stroke your penis, if that's alright with you." "Of course!" PLAYERNAME excitedly declared.
Vsauce spat onto his hands, and lathered it onto his penis. Michael Stevens pinned PLAYERNAME onto the ground with his hands grasping the wall as his ass was anally punctured. As the cum was spewing from Michael's penis into PLAYERNAME, and while PLAYERNAME was continuously orgasming in agony, Vsauce pondered, "Why is it called your bottom if it's in the middle of your body?" "I don't know, Michael, AAAAH." "But what is your bottom?" Michael asked while viciously inserting his cock into PLAYERNAME. Once Vsauce was done with PLAYERNAME's ass, Vsauce rotated PLAYERNAME toward him, and started vigorously stroking his penis. "This is one prime DONG," he said cutely with a wink. PLAYERNAME ejaculated all over Vsauce, only making his four-eyed appearance look more adorable. Once Vsauce was done fondling with PLAYERNAME's stiff dick, VSAUCE instantly shoved his incredibly massive dong into PLAYERNAME's mouth. "MFMFMFMFMFMFHFHFFFFHF," PLAYERNAME yelped, nasally, as his mouth quickly filled up with Vsauce's scientific liquid. PLAYERNAME clutched the wall for dear life as he desperately swallowed the cum. As it entered into PLAYERNAME's veins, he felt a thump of euphoria. "AAAAH, yes!" PLAYERNAME exalted after Vsauce withdrew his cock outside of him, causing PLAYERNAME to shoot a load onto Vsauce's glasses. They both gasped in pleasure and relief. "How was that experience?" Vsauce asked, curiously, while wiping off his glasses. PLAYERNAME stared directly into Vsauce's alluring emerald eyes, then down at Vsauce's still erect-as-a-building penis, and then averted his eyes back up towards Vsauce's cheeky grin and uttered, "It was the best experience of my life. Not only did I learn about spit, I learned that our worlds doom is inevitable, and will end in a massive heat death. "You're not so bad yourself," Michael innocently whispered into PLAYERNAME's ears, as he rubbed PLAYERNAME's right arm. "And as always…thanks for watching," Michael Stevens concluded, as he exited the gazebo.
