A.N. It's kind of sad how hard it was to write this and keep it short. Still, it was quite really quite fun! I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!

Written for the alphabet soup challenge, run by the lovely Namna-dono

My words were Mongrel, Never mind, Birds, Voiceless, Catastrophic, X-chromosome, Zealous, and Genteel.


"Filthy mongrel," Draco mumbled to himself, scowling ferociously and repeatedly kicking at some poor uneven tile. "Over-zealously poking his nose into my PRIVATE journal, and then acting all genteel and polite once he found out I was gay. Damn him. Damn his family, and his children and his grandchildren and of his friends. Especially Granger…Conjuring stupid, evil, birds to mess up my hair when I refused to listen to her idiotic pompous speech about how 'Homosexuals are perfectly normal blah blah blah!' The world would be far better off if she was born voiceless. Wait, never mind, who KNOWS what sort of catastrophic mess our golden boy would get into without her! If only I had an extra X-Chromosome, then I could bitch slap her without probably getting the kiss for abusing the golden girl or whatever. Plus there wouldn't be any of this 'gay' nonsense and maybe Har…erm.. Potter would like me like me back!"

"Draco?" a figure stepped out from behind a pillar.

The blonde snapped to attention, and upon seeing his perpetrator, Draco's features curled into a sneer, "What do YOU want? Come to taunt me some?"

"I.. uh..well..uhm.." the boy stuttered

Draco lifted one silvery eyebrow.

"Oh fuck it"

Taking a few steps forward, Harry Potter kissed Draco Malfoy.


*Not so subtly implies the happily ever after*