Fallout 3- The story of the coolest Motherfucker Raider in the Wasteland

This story is a about a cool raider and it contains a load of swearing because he is a cool raider and everyone knows that cool raiders swear. Oh yeah, the story is that he goes on an adventure.

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One day I shot some Wastelander twat face in the groin and laughed as he fell to the floor groaning but then I got bored.

I shouted at my bitchfuck raiders "Come on you motherfuckers! Let's go kick some ass in Megaton!"

Tick Helmet Raider dude decided to open his stupid mouth "But Sir!" The twat said "The main character dude blew up Megaton by the decree of Tenpenny!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!" I shouted and shot him in his Tick Helmet face.

You should have seen it, it was cool. His head blew off his body and totally landed on the ground.

So we travelled to Megaton……………………………………………..it was blew up.

I swore at Megaton.

"Let's go!" I shouted.

Combat knife raider said "Where we goin'?" and I said "Tenpenny towers!"

We walked to Tenpenny towers. On the way we shot a Radscorpion, a Radroach, Three Dog and a Wastelander.

When we got to Tenpenny Towers we saw the main character walking out of Tenpenny Towers. I walked up to him and he shot me in the arm.

Then he killed me.

Fuck.