Okay so yeah I'm xxxdarkemberxx and this is Memoirs! YAY! It is basically the stuff that we do on my bus and after you read this story you probably would need to see a psychiatrist…so yeah read at your own risk. Oh yeah and I almost forgot! Shout out at my bus, bus 194!
Warning: Do not attempt stunts stated in the story
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto coughyesidocough, really I don't…*sniff*
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Chapter one- Flying Paper Balls!!!
It was just a normal morning on bus 194 of Konaha high school. Graffiti on the bus, seats tore up, and the loud and violent people on the bus. The only thing that set aside this day from the rest of the days is that they was Graduation Day. All of them was dressed up for their big day waiting to get the hell out of High School. Unfortunately, the seniors was the only one that actually had to go to school. On the bus they was having random conversations but all that stopped when a big red truck zooming from left to right and the bus was going straight and Mr. Williams couldn't put on the break and they collided. The hood of the bus was jacked and the trunk of the red truck was so jacked up that one piece stayed in the air for five seconds during the collision!
"Own my neck!", Ino yelled
"My leg!", Ten Ten cried
"MY CHIPS!!", Choji said while looking on the floor and seeing his bag of cheetos on the floor and about five of them was out of the bag. Why did I have to be so careless!? This wouldn't have happened to you if I wasn't holding you!!!" Choji cried while on his knees picking up the chips.
"…", Naruto
"…", Sakura
"…", Sasuke
"…", Ino
"…", Shikamaru
"…", Hinata
"…", Shino
"…", Neji
"…", Ten Ten
"…", Rock Lee
"…", God
"…", Some guy in Spain
"SHUT THE HELL UP!!", Mr. Williams yelled "trying" to break the silence.
"Who the fuck was talking?", Sasuke asked himself loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"That's it of the bus!"
"What the hell did I do!? I just asked a question!!How am I gonna get to graduation?!"
"If you get on that horse you better ride it!"
"Now who the fuck said something about a god damn horse!?
"Don't pay attention to him, no one knows what his country as is talking about!" Sakura said
Mrs. Haruno!! You bet-," Right in the mid sentence a big 6'5 guy came out the truck that was totaled, buff as can be, and signaled Mr. Williams to come outside. Mr. Williams hesitated and walked slowly to the mouth of his doom.
"Ooooooooh!!!!" His gonna get beat up!!", Kiba shouted.
"$15 says he will come back with a black eye!", Sakura said
"Hn. I'll bet that he wouldn't even come back.", Sasuke said hopefully
"Yes!!", Everybody said in unison.
After every thing calmed down…who am I kidding there isn't anything calm on that bus! All the guys was spray painting and creating more graffiti on the bus and the girls was gossiping over who might go to what college and who might they be with. Suddenly, Hinata seemed depressed over something.
"Whats wrong Hinata?", Sakura said sympathetically.
"Oh its nothing, its just that we had a lot of good memories at this school…"
"Yeah a lot…" Sakura said.
"Hey remember when we threw paper balls at the cars?!", Naruto said breaking the emo mood
"Yea!", Everybody said in unison
FLASHBACK (ooooooooooooooooooooooo, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, fade to black)
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It was their eighth grade year and Sakura, Naruto ,and Sasuke was getting on the bus to go home.
"Oh man! Imp going to fail Kurenai sensei's test on conservation and other stuff that I forgot the name of!"
"I know right! I mean how is recycling gonna help me with being a nurse?" Said as they sat down
"I'm starting to think they are just teaching us this stuff to get money.", Sasuke said
"Are you talking about science?", Ten Ten asked next to Sakura
"Yeah!", Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke said in unison
"You know paper is bio-degradable don't you?", Hinata randomly said beside Ino.
"Hmm…that gives e ideas…", Naruto said while running his fingers down his imaginary goatee. Naruto went into his book bag and got out a notebook.
"What the hell are you doing now?" Sasuke asked
"Well…since you asked…I'm doing a little science experiment. If I throw paper balls then…then…hell I'm doing it for fun!"
"Okay!", Everybody said in unison and then everybody (well the eighth graders) started digging in the their book bags and people said notebooks and the other stuff.
"Okay now I know Hinata just said that paper was bio-degradable…", Sasuke said
"Who cares? Lets do this!!", Naruto said and that was all the eighth graders needs to throw all their stuff out the window aiming at different cars and people."
IN THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE
All the eighth graders was sitting in sits acting as cool as they can be saying to themselves It okay, its not like this happened before. But Naruto because the principal has a problem with him.
"What the fuck was ya'll throwing paper out the fucking window for!?", Tsunade asked the eighth graders
"…paper is uh…bio-degradable…", Naruto shuddered
"ONE WEEK SUSPENSION, ALL OF YOU GET OUT MY OFFICE!"
END OF FLASHBACK
"That was one of the funniest things that happened in the bus on the bus!", Ten Ten said
"I could think of A LOT more!", Naruto grinned
Okay so yea that was chapter 1 and I will be posting chapter 2 very, very soon! Oh yeah make sure you review so I can like figure out what you like and stuff! Whoever review get a hamster!
Peace,
xxxdarkemberxx
