Hello there! This will be the first story I've put on ! Whoo! Ahm…I apologize for ooc-ness, if it's there, and this is pure crack and hardly historically accurate. I hope you enjoy!
"Oww! Sir, please stop! I've-I've grown sir! Five inches I'm sure! Oww!" Once again, Russia was stretching out Latvia.
"Halt, Russia!" That would be America. "I, the Hero, shall save that poor country!"
Russia gave him a weird look, then gave him an evil smirk. "And how exactly do you propose to do that, da?"
America was undaunted, either being very brave, or very stupid. In fact, he smiled, albeit rather evilly. "Because I have a phone number."
Russia raised an eyebrow.
"In fact," America continued "I already called it!"
"And how exactly does a phone number play any pert in your attempt to stop me?" asked Russia, still holding the bewildered Latvia, though not stretching him.
"Because -" He paudsed as a the crash of a slammed door sounded from down the hall "-Ah, I guess they're already here!"
He walked over to the door and called, loud enough that the other person could hear him, "The door's unlocked! Come on in-" he smirkedevilly at the larger nation, "-Belarus."
The effect on Russia was immediate. He paled, dropped Latvia with a heavy-sounding thud, and retreated backwards a couple steps.
The door slammed open, revealing the stalker-ish female.
"Brother….We shall become one….marry me….marriage….MARRIAGE…MARRIAGE!"
Russia then did something that no one expected. He screamed like a little girl, and ran through the wall, leaving a trail of crumbling stone in his wake. Belarus pursued him, screaming "MARRIAGE!"
Latvia got up shakily once the coast was clear. "Thanks…"
America flashed him a blindingly white smile "No problem! After all, I am a HERO!"
Well, there it is! It's quite short, but I hope you enjoyed it! Au Revoir!
