My first fanfic. Please read and review!

So there I was, waiting for Edward to come home from his hunting trip. Being me, my homework was already done, and Charlie had been fed. Nothing was left for me to do… except maybe have another human moment before Edward arrived. I went to relieve my very full bladder.

I usually took a long time in the bathroom, especially when having to do a certain number two, which was now the case, so I had arranged my Austen collection on a shelf beside the sink. Sitting down to do my business, I picked out a book randomly and started reading.

I was so deep into Mr Darcy's love declaration that I didn't notice him come in. Comfortably seated on the toilet, I suddenly jumped 10 kilometres into the air when I heard a musical, velvety voice right next to me.

"Enjoying yourself?"

Red blood tinted my cheeks as I took in his grinning face. I was utterly shocked and embarrassed.

"Edward!" I screeched -lucky Charlie was out with Billy- "Get out! What are you doing here? I'm pooing for goodness sake!" It was out of my mouth before I could even think of what I was saying. I blushed an even deeper red.

Edward just laughed, and turned around to give me some well-deserved privacy. Just before he closed the door, he faced me, amusement clear in his eyes.

"You were taking such a long time, love, that I was wondering if everything was okay. I was hearing some very strange noises coming from the bathroom."

No! My embarassement would have exploded if that were possible! I was going to stay on this toilet seat much, much longer. It would take some time before I could compose myself to face him again.

If any of you know about other mundane needs I could write about, please ldet me know! Thanks for reading!