Fairly Odd Super Paper Mario

Chapter 1

"Mimimimimimimi!" Oh O'Chunks, you big silly! Didja oversleep or something!" Gloated Mimi as she turned into Count Bleck.

"I guess It's kinda hard being on time, though, when you got mussels instead of brains!" She scoffed.

O'Chunks was big muscular Irish man with a orange-red beard and a ginormous frame. He was truly a warrior! The only thing he lacked was brains.

"'EY! Yeh can't fool me wit' that crazy shape-shiftin' hooliganry!" Said O'Chunks "It's Mimi, innit?! Show a little respect fer the count! Yeh can't go a'borrowin' 'is face!"

"Bleh heh heh heh heh, almost as dapper as Count Bleck!" A cloaked man said. He was there leader Count Bleck, and he was set to destroy all worlds with the Dark Prognosticus.

Mimi shaped shifted into Peach. "Aw, golly, thanks, Count! With you around, it's nothing

but big smiles all the time! Hanging out with the count is my idea of a perfect world."

"And here I thought Mimi's ideal world was a gem-filled pool with hunky lifeguards!" Joked the Purple jester Dimentio.

Mimi Shifted into Bowser, "Hey! Dimentio! Have you been reading my diary? I mean... Umm... Never mind." She said

"Bleh heh heh heh heh heh... " said the man in the cloak. "Well, different strokes for different minions. After these rotten worlds are ended, Count Bleck will make all your dreams come true! But for that to happen we must follow the

instructions of the Dark Prognosticus."

"Yeah, about that, just an FYI? I've got an urgent memo for your inbox..." Count Blecks most loyal minion Nastasia spoke. "Apparently there's been some unapproved interdimensional activitylately. Yeah... I'm thinking it's the hero of prophecy. We're gonna need an action plan for this guy..."

"A dimensional interloper! And possibly the hero?! You are sure of it, Nastasia? Interesting, mused Count Bleck. We must put an end to this nuisance..." Count Bleck looked around at his army and focused on O'Chunks.

"Count Bleck! Screamed the bearded man. "Lemme get this right in me brain. The 'ero Nastasia's goin' on bout... He yer enemy? Then yeh gotta cut me loose on 'im! Yeh gotta! I'll give 'im a nice taste o' O'Chunks!

Count Bleck sent O'Chunks good luck. "Very well, O'Chunks. I'll leave the hero-chunking to you. Do not fail Count Bleck."

Yeh can count on me, Count! Bellowed O'Chunks. I will rain down like a fat thunderstorm! I swear it! "Mimi! Dimentio! Yeh should tag along! Yeh could witness a proper chunkin'! He calls as he leaves.

Mmm... I do enjoy a good chunking... Well, then... I believe I'll head out as well.said the purple jester.

"Bleh heh heh heh heh... So, hero... You would defy Count Bleck? Then hurry, for your world's end draws near... BLEH HEH HEH HEH!

BLECK!"

"Oh honey please can you try and acted a little smarter when we try to take over fairly world this time?" A small blue figure spoke.

"I never mess up your plans sweetie pie, golly you need to stop blaming me for everything!" Another blue figure spoke she had swirly blue hair. The same blue as her body.

They where Anti Fairies, and where the complete and total opposite of there fairy counterparts. They would try to take over fairy world but would always be stopped be Timmy and his fairy god parents Cosmo and Wanda. Anti Cosmo looked just like Cosmo but he was blue. Very blue! He had on a monocle unlike his fairy counterpart. Anti Cosmo was way smarter, some even called him an evil genius! Anti Wanda was his wife who was unmistakably stupid. Her fairy counterpart was very intelligent, so her being kind of a idiot was natural. She was quite southern and had buck teeth, but still had that unmistakable swirling hair. They where fighting about who always ruins there plans. It was always Anti Wanda. Anti Cosmo was a evil genius and his plans would most likely work if Anti Wanda was out of the picture. As they were fighting Anti Cosmo was poofed in front of the Anti Fairy Council.

"Honey! We're did ya go? Oh well!" Anti Wanda picked up a sandwich and begun eating it with her feet.

"Oh come on! Anti Cosmo snarled, "I was about to win a argument with Anti Wanda!"

"There is a member of the Tribe of darkness trying to end all worlds using the Dark Prognosticus!" One of the council members said.

"Dark Prognosticus?" Anti Cosmo looked confused.

"It is a book that holds the secrets of the future, and can give you a look at your future, and Count Bleck followed the book and summoned the Chaos heart, and started to form a void to consume all worlds, then create a new perfect world!"

Anti Cosmo was confused "So?"

"Well if we join forces with Count Bleck, we can destroy fairly world, and rule a new perfect world with the count!"

"And your going to join forces with Bleck and become his minion!"

"What! No I can't be a minion! I'm a leader, not a follower!" Anti Cosmo Protested

"Your going and that's final Anti Cosmo!"

POOF!

All of a sudden Anti Cosmo had been sent too Castle Bleck! It was really creepy even for a Anti Fairy. It was all black ant the windows that it did have showed the void. A purple hole ready to devour the hole world! He saw a door he went with his instincts and went in the door. He was in a room with a lot of stands, possibly for his minions? On the tallest one stood a cloaked figure and his assent standing next to him. He floated closer to them with a confident smile. He was Anti Cosmo leader of the Anti Fairies. He had no reason to be scared right?

"Cosmo look out!" Timmy yelled.

"What why?" Said Cosmo

Just then a mountain lion roared and pounced right into the green haired fairy's fish bowl. It broke and shattered to the ground.

"Oh no!" Timmy and Cosmo exclaimed at the same time "When Wanda gets back she will kill us!"

"I wish the bowl was fix..."

Just then Wanda magically appeared in Timmy's room.

She looked over where the fish bowl should have been and saw a broken mini castle. There was also shards of glass everywhere.

"What happened!" She demanded

Wanda was a pink haired small fairy with swirled pink hair. She was in love with the not so intelligent sweet natured fairy Cosmo. She always knew he did not do the right things, but he always means well. Together they have a fairy god child named Timmy. They can grant his every wish, and are there to make his life a lot happier. His forgetful parents and evil baby sitter are always giving him a hard time.

"What is it sweet cakes?" Asked Cosmo

"What happened to our fish bowl Timmy!" Wanda asked him now knowing he is more truthful.

"Well uh... you see um..." Timmy Stuttered "I wished for a mountain lion because there my favorite animal and I thought it would be cool to have one. Well... it sort of hit your fish bowl.

"You..." Wanda calmed herself and waved her wand. The fish bowl was back together.

"It's ok sport. It was not your fault, but you need to stop making wishes that are dangerous. I mean come on a mountain lion!"

"It almost ate me too!" Said Cosmo

"Ok fine fine." Timmy said

Wanda poofed the lion away.

Cosmo gave a sigh of relief "Thank you for forgiving us sweetie."

"Oh I'm not done with you yet!" Wanda said, "It's your job to keep Timmy from making stupid wishes!"

They turned into goldfish and chased one another around the fish bowl.

"Get back here you dimwit!"

Timmy laughed. He loved these fairy's more than anything in the whole world. It was not wish granting he loved about Cosmo and Wanda, it was having a friend that would always be there for him no matter what.

Anti Cosmo began to shake as he approached the Count. He coughed and stretched out. He held his chin high as he began to speak.

"Hello! Count Bleck!"

Count Bleck looked down at the blue Anti Fairy.

"Who dares enter the Castle of Count Bleck! You can't be the hero of the prophecy! Not yet!" The Count spoke in a angry tone.

"I'm Anti Cosmo, leader of the Anti Fairy's!" Anti Cosmo spoke loudly to make sure he was herd. "Us Anti fairy's approve of your plan to follow the dark Prognosticus and destroy all worlds, including fairy world! We have agreed to help you with our magic in return if we help you run the new perfect world!

"Very well Anti Cosmo, but we already have a source of magic. His name is Dimentio. He is a magical jester." Answered Count Bleck.

"Really, Count. Have you not heard that jesters ultimately never stay loyal to anyone? The always use people.

"Dimentio has swore his life to the loyalty of me. If he decides to abandon me, he will be destroyed with all of the other worlds. Come Anti Cosmo, and let me show you what's going to go down..."