One day Inuyasha and his friends were out hunting for the Shikon no Tama (as usual). Then fluffy (Sesshomaru) came. "Like –uh- WTF fluffy what r u doing here." Inuyasha said (much like one of those sissy girls in high school). "What the hell's wrong with him" asked a weirded out fluffy. "Inuyasha got a sex change" Miroku said feeling almost as uncomfortable as fluffy about this situation. "And we found out that Kagome is a lesbian" said Sango. "And she's fallen in love with her teddy bear!" Shippo said enthusiastically. Then Kagome came out of nowhere making out with a teddy bear- a poor, innocent, and defenseless little teddy bear-stopping at time to say "I luv u" while Inuyasha is trying to convince Naraku to do anal with him. All the while Fluffy thinking to himself 'I feel so sorry for myself' 'I can't believe that I haven't gone crazy yet' 'lucky me'. Finally Fluffy has had enough of these idiots ruining his life so he killed all of them (except for Shippo and Kirara because they're too cute and they can play with Rin).