(I don't own RWBY or anything else that may be mentioned, just this story… thingy.)
The RWBY Talk Show
Episode 1
Introduction
*In a studio, 10 minutes before the show*
Xdante1: "Yang. Yang! YANG!"
Yang: *sleeping* "…ZZZ…lay off my sister…perv…ZZZ…" *throws a punch at me but I dodged it*
Blake: "She's a heavy sleeper."
Xdante1: *sarcastic* "You don't say."
Torchwick: "Just wake her up already. Her snoring is so annoying."
Xdante1: "Well, she asked for this. Hey Yang… Ruby's kissing a guy!"
Yang: *shots up* "WHERE IS THE DEAD SON OF A B***!"
Ren: "Nowhere."
Yang: *confused* "Say wha?"
Ren: "We just needed you to get up already because the show's about to start."
Yang: "What show?"
Torchwick: "And she can cause me problems. I feel so lame now."
Xdante1: *facepalms* "Yang… look!" *points up at a sign saying The RWBY Talk Show*
Yang: "Ooooooh… wait… where is my sister?!"
Pyrrha: "Isn't it obvious?" *points at the buffet table where Ruby was stuffing her face with cookies*
Xdante1: "WEISS!"
Weiss: "Yeah, yeah…" *pulls Ruby away from the table with a cookie hanging from her mouth and a dozen in her hands*
Nora: *cheerful* "Let's start this!"
Weiss: "Best idea I heard all day."
Xdante1: "OK! And… ACTION!"
*Intro music, lights flashing.*
*After that's over…*
Xdante1: "Greetings everyone! Welcome to the premier of the brand new show, The RWBY Talk Show!"
Nora: *clapping wildly* "YAAAAAYYYYY! HURRRRAAAAYYYYYY!"
Xdante1: (thought: Not here too.) "Uh… thanks… I think. Anyway, this is a brand new show, starring the characters of RWBY who will answer all your questions. All you have to do is PM them to me and the guys will answer on the next episode. Now, to make this somewhat civilized, there shall be no political or +18 questions. Our rating is strictly T, so please keep that in mind when asking them. There are no pairings as of now, but that could change. Now then, I guess that wraps up the formalities, so let's move on to the character introduction. First, the main character, Ruby Rose! Please tell us a few words about yourself."
Ruby: "OK. Hi everyone! I'm Ruby Rose, and my dream is to become a great huntress. I love weapons, especially my dear Crescent Rose, and cookies too. Also, Yang is my sister."
Xdante1: "Alright. Next up is Weiss."
Weiss: "Address me properly."
Xdante1: "I'll address you as queen of b***es if you don't start talking about yourself."
Weiss: *sighs* "Fine. Greetings lower class people. My name is Weiss Schnee, heir to the Schnee dust company, the most prestigious dust company in the whole world. My weapon is Myrtenaster, and I enjoy peace, meaning not being around Ruby."
Xdante1: (thought: And I thought Rachel was a spoiled girl.) "Well… thanks Weiss… I think. Blake, it's your turn."
Blake: "Hello. I'm Blake Belladonna, a Faunus, meaning I am part animal, hence the cat ears on my head which you can't see right now because of the bow. My weapon is Gambol Shroud, it's pretty useful. I like reading books, and to relax when I can. Oh, I also prefer tea, rather than milk."
Xdante1: "Thank you, Blake. Your turn, Yang."
Yang: "Howdy! I'm Yang Xiao Long, Team RWBY's strongest and most fearsome person. I'm immensely strong, especially with my precious Ember Celica and nothing can stand in my way when I get furious. I'm also Ruby's older sister, so… NO DATING MY SISTER WITHOUT MY PERMISSION FIRST! Anyway, I also like to sleep and eat."
Xdante1: *hand over right ear* "And here I thought this can't happen here. It's almost like my other talk show. Whatever. Jaune, you're up."
Xdante1: "Hi! I'm Jaune Arc, a hunter in training. I… uh… am the leader of team JNPR, but I'm not strong at all. My weapon is a simple sword and a shield which can be used as the sword's sheath. I'm actually better with thinking rather than fighting."
Xdante1: "You need a confidence booster. Anyway, Pyrrha!"
Pyrrha: "Hi! I'm Pyrrha Nikos, from Team JNPR. I like… uh…" *looks at Jaune while blushing* "Never mind. I have a spear and a shield as a weapon but my true ability is polarity and the power of magnetism. I guess that's it."
Xdante1: "Sure. Ren, now it's your turn."
Ren: *slightly nods* "Greetings. I am Lie Ren. My weapons are called StormFlower. They're like guns. I enjoy peace and quiet when I have the chance to experience them, which is indeed rare. Especially with Nora."
Xdante1: "Now it's Nora's turn."
Nora: "Hey everyone! I'm Nora Valkyrie! My weapon is Magnhild and it's pretty cool! I also love pancakes and SYRUP! I need syrup!"
Xdante1: *sweatdrops* "Right… later. Velvet."
Velvet: "H-h-hi. I'm V-Velvet Scarlatina. A-a-a Faunus, just like B-B-Blake. I'm a-a-a fine mage and I a-a-am also fast, agile and athletic. T-t-that's all."
Xdante1: "She needs a confidence booster too. Penny, you're up."
Penny: "Thank you. Greetings everyone! I'm Penny. I can manipulate many swords in battle and can also fire energy blasts from them. I value my first friend, Ruby Rose the most."
Ruby: "Awww… thank you, Penny."
Penny: "You're welcome, friend." *smiles*
Xdante1: "That's nice. Finally, we have Roman Torchwick."
Torchwick: *lifts his hat* "Good day. Roman Torchwick's the name, and stealing dust is my game. I have a trick candy cane weapon and I have a very fine taste in various things. Especially antiques."
Xdante1: "Thank you everyone. That's all the cast here. Now then, does anybody have any question for me now?"
Penny: "I have one. What is in there?" *points at the 3. door on the left*
Xdante1: "Oh that's just the Room of Doom."
Velvet: "Why d-d-do you have something like that?!"
Xdante1: "You should ask Weiss that question. She's already been in there."
Weiss: *shudders and pales even more* "Never… again… please…"
Penny: "What is in there exactly?"
Blake: "I think it's best not to know."
Torchwick: "Now that sounds like an interesting place."
Yang: "Then go in there!"
Torchwick: "I think I'll pass. I do have a question though."
Xdante1: "Yes?"
Torchwick: "Who are they?" *points at 4 'people' at the buffet*
*one is a 24-year-old boy with spiky red hair, crimson red eyes and sharp teeth. He is wearing black jeans, a red shirt with a black leather jacket and has white sport shoes with black stripes. He also has black dragon wings on his back*
*the other is a 12-year-old girl with ocean blue eyes and long, straight, black hair with a white line on the right side. She is wearing white tennis shoes, black stockings that reaches above her knee, a white skirt, black A-shirt and a yellow jacket*
*the third one is a 21-year-old girl with red hair, a small strand of it standing up, with emerald green eyes. She is wearing a light white armor with a breast plate composed of a single piece of metal, decorated by curved lines and by a deformed version of her hunter's clan mark, with the cross' right arm extending to the right part of her chest. She also has white armored boots that have spikes to the side of the sole of the boots*
*the final character was a 23-year-old girl with fiery long red hair with black dipped tips that reaches to her lower back, green eyes and sharp teeth. She is wearing a red sari with a black undershirt with tribal marking and a black and crimson red pants with slash marks on them*
Xdante1: "Oh, they're security for this show. My 2 OC-s Nova and Emy, and my friend, Deviljho's Hatred's OC-s, Scarlet and Infer."
Pyrrha: "Nice to see them again."
Velvet: "W-w-why does Nova have d-d-dragon wings?"
Xdante1: "He's a half dragon beastkin and half demon. His sister, Emy, is a Nephilim. Half angel, half demon. Infer is a dragon beastkin and Scarlet is a normal human who is Nova's girlfriend."
Jaune: "Who is Scarlet again?"
Scarlet: *the white armored girl walks up to Jaune* "I am."
Torchwick: "So the 12-year-old is Emy then."
Emy: "I sure am."
Nova: "Boss, we ran out of cookies."
Ruby: "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
Infer: "Nice going, idiot."
Nova: "Oh just shut up."
Xdante1: "Anymore questions?"
Blake: "How frequently will this show take place?"
Xdante1: "Good question. I have 2 talk shows, meaning I'll be doing them simultaneously or just 1 episode each at a time. That remains to be seen."
Ren: "Just don't overdo it."
Scarlet: *chuckles* "It's the boss. He always overdoes everything."
Emy: "True."
Xdante1: *sarcastic* "Ha ha. I'm laughing my a** off."
Torchwick: "What about the money?"
Xdante1: "You all get paid."
Yang: "SWEET!"
Weiss: "That's gonna be simple pocket change for me."
Xdante1: "Each of you will receive $200 per episode."
Nora: "CHA CHING!"
Yang: *sparkling eyes* "I'M GONNA BE RICH!"
Blake: "Not if you spend everything every single time."
Torchwick: *smirks* "Sounds fair."
Xdante1: "Anything else?"
*silence*
Xdante1: "Then let's wrap this up for now. Thank you for watching and let's get this show started the next time. Everybody!"
RWBY cast: "Bye! Please read and review!"
Xdante1: "Bye!"
*Ending song*
*Lights turn off, cameras turn off*
Pyrrha: "I think that was a pretty good start."
Weiss: "Acceptable."
Torchwick: "Yes, well I shall take my leave. I'm a very busy man." *leaves*
Jaune: "Good riddance!"
Ruby: "He was actually nicer than a certain green haired maniac we met at the other show."
Blake: "Can't argue with that."
Xdante1: "You guys want to play some video games?"
Ruby: "Heck yeah!"
