Warrior Cats meets South Park
This is a result of complete and total boredom. It's a little different from what I usually write. Since I know my super best friend will like this because like me she is a fan of both I am going to dedicate it to her. Enjoy reading it and please review nicely!
SCENE ONE
Stan=Graypaw
Kyle=Firepaw
Kenny=Ravenpaw
Cartman= Dustpaw
Kenny killer=Tigerclaw
Wendy=Silverpaw
The four boys are at sunning rocks enjoying a nice Summer day.
Graypaw- Dude the hunting sucked today!
Firepaw- I know all I could find was a mouse!
Dustpaw- Probably because of how loud you were you stupid kittypet!
Firepaw- Shut up fat cat!
Dustpaw- Don't call me fat kittypet!
Ravenpaw- mmmph mmm mm
Graypaw- Guys you're going to scare all the food away!
Firepaw- Tell that to fat cat.
Dustpaw- Hey!
Firepaw notices Silverpaw swimming over to sunning rocks from the Riverclan territory.
Firepaw- Look it's Silverpaw!
Graypaw- Pushes forward. What where? Graypaw falls into a daydream as Silverpaw moves towards him and his friends.
Dustpaw- Singing Graypaw has a crush on Silverpaw!
Graypaw-Comes out of daydreaming. Shut up I don't even like her.
Silverpaw- Comes up beside Graypaw. Hi Graypaw!
Graypaw- vomits.
Silverpaw- Ew!
Firepaw- I wouldn't talk to Graypaw if I were you.
Silverpaw-Walks over to Firepaw. But why?
Firepaw- He vomits when he is in love.
Silverpaw- Walks over to Graypaw. Why do you do that Graypaw?
Graypaw-vomits
Dustpaw- Awe gross!
Firepaw- See? It's like this disorder or something in him probably.
Silverpaw- Oh I see. Bye guys.
Silverpaw walks over to Graypaw.
Silverpaw- Bye Graypaw.
Graypaw-vomits. Bye.
Silverpaw swims away. Tigerclaw runs over to the boys holding a stick.
Tigerclaw- Look what I found hunting!
Graypaw- A stick?
Firepaw- Did you catch any prey?
Tigerclaw- No!
Graypaw- WHAT?
Dustpaw- You went out to hunt for our clan and all you got was a stupid stick! You are a disgrace to the clan Starclan damn it!
Tigerclaw- Looking ambitious. Oh ya? Watch this! Is this stupid and disgraceful?
Tigerclaw kills Ravenpaw with the stick.
Graypaw- Oh my Starclan they killed Ravenpaw!
Firepaw- You mousebrain!
Tigerclaw- Smiles see you later!
Tigerclaw walks away with his stick.
Graypaw- Dude that was pretty messed up right there.
Firepaw- Ya.
Dustpaw- Screw you guys I'm going back to camp!
I hope you guys enjoyed it! Please review nicely and tell me if you think I should continue! Love you all, Bramblestar.
