Warrior Cats meets South Park

This is a result of complete and total boredom. It's a little different from what I usually write. Since I know my super best friend will like this because like me she is a fan of both I am going to dedicate it to her. Enjoy reading it and please review nicely!

SCENE ONE
Stan=Graypaw

Kyle=Firepaw

Kenny=Ravenpaw

Cartman= Dustpaw

Kenny killer=Tigerclaw

Wendy=Silverpaw

The four boys are at sunning rocks enjoying a nice Summer day.

Graypaw- Dude the hunting sucked today!

Firepaw- I know all I could find was a mouse!

Dustpaw- Probably because of how loud you were you stupid kittypet!

Firepaw- Shut up fat cat!

Dustpaw- Don't call me fat kittypet!

Ravenpaw- mmmph mmm mm

Graypaw- Guys you're going to scare all the food away!

Firepaw- Tell that to fat cat.

Dustpaw- Hey!

Firepaw notices Silverpaw swimming over to sunning rocks from the Riverclan territory.

Firepaw- Look it's Silverpaw!

Graypaw- Pushes forward. What where? Graypaw falls into a daydream as Silverpaw moves towards him and his friends.

Dustpaw- Singing Graypaw has a crush on Silverpaw!

Graypaw-Comes out of daydreaming. Shut up I don't even like her.

Silverpaw- Comes up beside Graypaw. Hi Graypaw!

Graypaw- vomits.

Silverpaw- Ew!

Firepaw- I wouldn't talk to Graypaw if I were you.

Silverpaw-Walks over to Firepaw. But why?

Firepaw- He vomits when he is in love.

Silverpaw- Walks over to Graypaw. Why do you do that Graypaw?

Graypaw-vomits

Dustpaw- Awe gross!

Firepaw- See? It's like this disorder or something in him probably.

Silverpaw- Oh I see. Bye guys.

Silverpaw walks over to Graypaw.

Silverpaw- Bye Graypaw.

Graypaw-vomits. Bye.

Silverpaw swims away. Tigerclaw runs over to the boys holding a stick.

Tigerclaw- Look what I found hunting!

Graypaw- A stick?

Firepaw- Did you catch any prey?

Tigerclaw- No!

Graypaw- WHAT?

Dustpaw- You went out to hunt for our clan and all you got was a stupid stick! You are a disgrace to the clan Starclan damn it!

Tigerclaw- Looking ambitious. Oh ya? Watch this! Is this stupid and disgraceful?

Tigerclaw kills Ravenpaw with the stick.

Graypaw- Oh my Starclan they killed Ravenpaw!

Firepaw- You mousebrain!

Tigerclaw- Smiles see you later!

Tigerclaw walks away with his stick.

Graypaw- Dude that was pretty messed up right there.

Firepaw- Ya.

Dustpaw- Screw you guys I'm going back to camp!

I hope you guys enjoyed it! Please review nicely and tell me if you think I should continue! Love you all, Bramblestar.