A/N: A poem about Captain Jack and how he figures his mind works.
Disclaimer: I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean or any recognizable characters. I make no profit.
Come Marvel at My Twisted Mind
Come marvel at my twisted mind
It confuses people so
I say many things that contradict
And so my IQ seems low
But contrary to popular belief
I am as smart any man
Much smarter than the other pirates
I always have a plan
Escape is easy if you know the trick
Don't hide under the ladies hem
Use the oldest trick in a woman's' book
If you can't convince them you confuse them
This does not make me a coward
I never run from a fight
I'm as manly as the other sea dogs
I never show any fright
My wits keep me protected
I can hide them in a flash
Bring them out when I'm in need of them
Help me find that hidden cash
But smarts don't earn you family
They don't earn you friends and love
They help you escape all the dangers
Fly away like a sparrow or dove
But sometimes your knowledge can save your friends
And sometimes no matter how hard you try
Saving them or not
Usually involves some kind of lie
Cleverly they're crafted
Can be twisted either way
Always lets you and those you choose
Escape for another day
So my intelligence I'll keep thanks lads
An advantage I will boast
I'll save my friends and family
I'll speak their wedding toast
And as they set off not as two but one
I'll put my hat on my head and my coat on my back
My wits will carry me forward
For I'm the Sparrow – Captain Jack.
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A Thank-you: Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed. Special thanks to my sister, I suppose I dedicate this to you =]
