Deidara
It was a new semester. My second year on Konoha high was about to begin. And being in second year meant that you weren't the youngest one. And not being a shitty little brat meant that you could bully the new shitty brats all you wanted. Life is really great sometimes! I was supposed to meet the others of Akatsuki (some kind of gang that a senior named Pein had started last year. Now he was studying somewhere else with his girlfriend Konan. They had seriously been the coolest couple I'd ever seen, maybe because Konan had naturally blue hair and Pein was literally covered in piercings (at least his face, his body may be another story. I hoped so, for Konan's sake). The other members of the Akatsuki were myself, Sasori Akasuna, Hidan, Kakuzu, Itachi from the famous Uchiha clan and Kisame. There had been two more members last year (except Pein and Konan), but they were banned from Akatsuki. Forever. One of them had been Itachi's relative, Madara. According to me, he was banned because he was such a crazy bitch with an enormous hunger for power. The other was Orochimaru and he had been... even crazier! For some strange reason, he'd been carrying a huge snake in his bag until it actually attacked a girl, sorry, woman, in his class, Tsunade. Though that Tsunade was a real bad-ass woman! She'd chopped the snakes head of with a knife! Don't ask me where she got it from.
"Deidara, you're late", said Sasori as I arrived to the school's parking lot on my green motorcycle. I locked it and rolled my eyes.
"Un. Like I care. What's school supposed to be good for anyway?" I grunted. Sasori just shook his head at me. I met Sasori on my second day in Konoha high. Then we spent a lot of time together, because he's my sponsor (all the freshmen get's a student in the second year to take care of them at the beginning for the semester. The ones being sponsored is called just that, 'sponsored') and has to take responsibility for me, so he ended up in detention every time I did (which happened a lot). Somehow, we became best friends. Sasori can be a really control freak sometimes, but not like Madara, of course. That's why it's very good to know his biggest secret and use it against him. His secret was revealed to me while he was totally drunk, so he didn't remember telling me, until I threatened to spread it with the gossip all over the school when he'd been a real pain in the ass. You see, Sasori's big secret is to become a famous actor or at least work with movies. It doesn't fit his cool and chilly image at all, and I almost laughed myself to death when I found out. Thank god that he had been to drunk to hit straight.
"Ha! It's going to get worse! You'll become a sponsor today! Mwhaha!" laughed Hidan. For some reason, he dyed his hair gray. It's not cool at all, he looks like an old man, tehe. Oh no, inner girl laugh! Must... overcome... girly side...! No, just kidding.
"You're not the one to talk, you're on your second year too, loser", I laughed at him as his mouth dropped. Hidan, you're such a dumbass. Hidan and I are the youngest ones in Akatsuki right now. Sasori is one year older, as well as Itachi and Kakuzu and Kisame (Itachi's sponsor) are both senior's.
"Nooooo! I'm sure I'll get some retard! Fuuuuck!"
Hidan started to bitch around like he always did, until Kakuzu got sick of him, again, and punched his ugly face.
"God damn it, shut up!"
The school bell rang, so we were all supposed to be inside the classroom in a minute or so. No one moved.
Our first class was chemistry. If I'd remembered, I wouldn't have been so late! The first rule in that class was to never ever mix anything without permission. That was one of the main reasons for my ninety percent detention and one percent work. The remaining nine percents... eh.. were kidnapped by Hidan. With excitement, I watched the blue and the red liquid collide inside the plastic cup on the new, wooden table (my last experiment had set the other table on fire).
"Deidara! Don't you dare to damage any more equipment!" yelled the chemistry teacher, Azuma. Man, he was sharp! He could see almost everything, except for when he had to leave the classroom for a minute. That's when I started to blow up stuff. To my disappointment, the liquids didn't want to cooperate with me. They just lay on top of each other, unable to mix.
"Hidan forced me to do it!" I said with a very innocent voice and pointed at the gray haired one next to me. He'd been sleeping this far, but must have heard me, since he opened one of his purple eyes and glared murderously at me.
"Hell no, bitch! I'm not as crazy as you, damn it!" he yelled at me, falling straight into the trap. Azumas eyes narrowed and he was over Hidan in a split of a second.
"Hidan... Watch your mouth", he said with his scariest voice, the one which made even Hidan shiver and crawl into a ball of fear and tears. Almost.
"You're so mean. Damn you!" Hidan cursed me and gave me the finger. I just smirked at him, amused by his short temper and missing brain. The first thing I ever noticed Hidan do was to curse at a teacher and get taken away to the principal. He had no manners or what so ever. As a matter of fact, all the members of Akatsuki were standouts. Me and Hidan were the so called drop outs, the ones who kept messing around. Sasori and Kakuzu were the weird ones, Kakuzu had been in a horrible accident, so he's got stitches all over his arms, legs and head. That was why he was always wearing a hat of some kind. Then it's Itachi. His family is rich, he is really smart, but it's very rare to see him smile, but when he does, the girls fall like leaves from a tree, or something. Kisame is a really cool guy. His parents run the aqua apartment at the zoo! Not that I'm going to a zoo of all places. It's still cool, though, because Kisame even has the guts to swim with sharks! Apparently, his mother tamed them. I've never met her, but she just has to be even cooler.
The lunch must be the loudest event of the whole day. Not even my explosions can match eight hundred students in one cafeteria. It is probably the most stupid thing you can ever do.
"So... You're getting your own sponsored today. Just hope that they're not as retarded as Hidan" said Kakuzu as we got seated with today's food, vegetable stew. Kakuzu's retarded sponsored, who'd been mashing his food and had been about to pour the vomit-like thing in a flower pot, looked up.
"Fuck you, bitch! You're the retarded one!" he said angrily and stung Kakuzu with his fork.
"You're going to regret that", Kakuzu said and the next thing we knew, he'd filled his hand with Hidan's mash and threw it at him. It's not hard to guess why the biggest war of food broke out after that. Even the freshmen got involved and seemed to like it. I enjoyed myself as well, throwing food at all people in reach. Suddenly, someone, who later would be revealed as Hidan (who else?), pushed me from behind. With a surprised and pissed gasp, I fell helplessly to the ground. But something stopped me before I made a total face-plant. It was a body and from the feeling of it, a girl's body. I'd never been good with girls, either they thought I was a freak or they fell in love with me and became hysterical. One girl told me that I looked like a girl once! Yes, I do have pretty long and blond hair, but trust me, I don't have boobs! The girl that I bumped into, she was another thing. My mind wasn't enough pervert to take advantage of it, instead, I (dear god) blushed as she lost her breath with me on top of her.
"Ops... I'm sorry", I said, smirked and practically ran away. My face had turned to the same color as a tomato! Shit!
